Has a court order pending for sexually harassing Santa

((Hi sweet L hope you're great... but of course you are, because you're great just being you!!)

sweet life

kegs

gel

off smoking

... a humming noise that stayed oddly constant.
I don't know why but I started sweating despite it being a cool morning. I put my face out of the window to catch the slight breeze but it was like the air had suddenly died away, and that was when I noticed that the humming noise wasn't coming only from the speakers.
Instead it seemed to vibrate through the very air.
I dimly wondered if that was the cause for the odd traffic this morning, when suddenly out of the sky a brilliant light exploded.
It was the most beautiful thing I had ever seen, but it filled med with a dread I had never even dreamed about in my worst nightmares.
The humming sound got louder...

Love dreaming

Guess it depends on who they're with... are you gonna bleach you hair and come on over?

I'll ask next time I see one - they're great drinking buddies by the way!

Can you spin around yourself standing on one leg?

If I cared I'd probably know.

Who's the greatest President never to be President?

lol

Is secretly dreaming of being sidekick to Arnold Schwarzenegger

for you this house is open all the time - I get the rope, you bring the leash?

Your place or mine?

is still stuck in his anal phase

glen

With pleasure

I'm gonna ask anyone who might have an idea!

Why is it birds and bees and not handcuffs and cheese?

I think...?


Have you ever walked across a river with a beaver?

I have no idea but can you help me out?

Hi butterfly

Welcome to mingle, go mingle in the forums and make some posts and get to know people - and enjoy the fun