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Wed 04/09/08 05:03 AM

wow, this was a lot of reading, my brain hurtslaugh drinker smokin

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Wed 04/09/08 05:03 AM

This is a copy and paste post that has been around almost as long as the Internet has existed...it was lame then and is even more lame nowadays...


Get some new material, dude...


well shucks big fella its new to me and who cares its fun no matter how old it is ...kinda like mesmooched

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Wed 04/09/08 04:48 AM
im with ya lil_bit this is a great topic and very fun but you cant make a horse drinkdrinker

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Tue 04/08/08 04:07 PM
i wouldnt know how to act if i was skinnylaugh

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Tue 04/08/08 12:26 PM


not for nothing but josh,noway you are a sensitive new age guy


I suppose I am, I submit that's not such a bad thing.


of course its not buddy hang in there and keep on keepin ondrinker

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Tue 04/08/08 04:40 AM
not for nothing but josh,noway you are a sensitive new age guy

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Tue 04/08/08 01:32 AM
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Subject: my masculine take on this "sensitive new age guy " bulletin
Body: 1. Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try.



for me thats partialy true.

But more than likely he liked your moms cooking



2. Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.



men who are not gay dont go "flirtin around" sure we hit on some women but it dont mean anything we are men and thats what we do.




3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.


very true as long as here teeth are clean and she has large breasts


4 . Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.


we wanna get laid duh

5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest.



true unless they owe him money then we definately want to know where they are what they are doing


6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.


depends on what you are talking about really. come one nancy boy if your girl is talking to other people she has probably known them alot longer then you but so what she coming home with you....unless shes a ho

7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.


just show me words are like money they are nice to have but they are usally spent foolishly (yeah i just made that up)

8. Guys don't care how gorgeous you are, if you're a *****-- Goodbye.


the first thing that i david mcdonald compleatly agrees with


9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.


what the f..... man i gotta be honest wit you and its for your own good sally
dont sweat the small stuff! your gonna kill yourself with this ****

10. Girls are guys' weaknesses.


they are mine


11. Guys are very open about themselves.


like the cat who wrote this ....openly gay

but seriously im open about my self when im with someone i can trust


12. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.


if he tells you about his problems just to have you listen to him whine it just means he cant figure **** out for himself and needs his mommy.


if he tells you his troubles because he trust you enough to ask for advice
he is a grown assed man who can handle his business


13. An usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.


i guess that is true to an extent personaly i just say i like you and then pull your hair while im behind you











1 4. Guys love you more than you love them.


i hope that is not true


15. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he loves you or likes you a whole hell of a lot.


we use hot to desribe strippers or sports cars and cute only to desribe babies .

the rest of course is true


16. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.


agian i cannot disagree

17. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.


if you are worried about being whipped ....guess what candy man

18. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.


i dont ...i cant....my mind it seems to have.....s st..stopped!! ladies if you know a man like this get out as fast as you can



19. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.



we are always doing something stupid in front of you women sometime you see it sometimes you dont or you are just ignoring us.

witch is probably for the best

20. was just to gay and i couldnt reprint it...trust me


21. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.


very true i admit that freely


22. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me.


no he is NOT if he says that leave him the hell alone.


come on sugarboy who wrote this bulliten you are ruining it for the rest of us who actually have a sack and like girls


23. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.


very true you just got your nuts back fella


24. When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them.


ok pal looks like your getting your pants back too


25. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.


that or hes a psyco

26. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.


what and women dont?



27. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.


omg give the pants back sally


28. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.


its because we are lieing our asses off about you.


we know you know this already so im not giving anything up


29. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.


yes its called being heterosexual


30A guy would give his right nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day
not true we saw that mel gibson movie who in their right mind would want to go thru that ****?

31. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.


personaly i dont think thats true for myself any way.

i will talk about my problems so i wont have a heart attack or something


32. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of them.


very true i do not represent all guys just most straight ones


33. They love it when girls talk about their boobs.


i dont have boobs i have pecs


34. If we take the time of day to care we hope that we can get the same in return.


i care what time family guy is on


35. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs.


its because we want sex from you womenand think its kinky



36. Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts.


agian true and refer to 35


37. When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.


true or your married to him sucking his lifes blood.....oh sorry to personal LOL



38. Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probably still does and if he had one wish it would be you to come back into his life.


true or hes a pysco

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Mon 04/07/08 02:39 PM
thumb suckers get a 2laugh

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Mon 04/07/08 12:04 PM
single comon ladies snatch me up flowerforyou flowerforyou devil

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Mon 04/07/08 11:57 AM
ok theres not many and they kinda look alike laugh

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Tue 04/01/08 07:37 PM
dang fade that was awesome :flowerforyou can i be just a walk on cast member i am new to this after alldrinker drinker

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Tue 04/01/08 01:24 PM
SHE LOOKS A LITTLE FISHY TO ME IN THIS PICTURE LMASlaugh
BUT THE REAL ONE IS GREAT

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Sun 03/30/08 02:45 PM
well guys it didnt go the way i wanted it to. but now i can honestly say that i did do all i could to make it work and i feel pretty good about that!!:smile:
now its time to move on thanks to you all...Davesmooched :smile:

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Sun 03/30/08 11:18 AM
good luck to you both

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Sun 03/30/08 11:14 AM

Perfect!!!flowerforyou

nice whip lol & thanks

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Sun 03/30/08 11:12 AM

You can't just "start over" and forget what there was (or wasn't) before...it just doesn't work that way. smokin

you are probably right there brian

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Sun 03/30/08 10:58 AM
im not a desprit person at all symbelmyne. i relly hope it didnt come across as that. but thanks for your point
hey peccy thanks for the editors note man!!laugh

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Sun 03/30/08 10:45 AM
as a last ditch effort for a reconciliation i sent this letter
please tell me dose this make sence to you? & what do you guys thinkblushing
Body:
i gotta tell you this Christy
i would venture to say that i am a honest, reliable, humorus and careing person who tries to live life to the fullest.
with that being said,i tend to accept a person as who they are at face value. a sad thing about life that i have learned is that when you meet someone that means alot to you only to find out in the end that it wasnt the right time for them and you have to let go."they" say, when one door closes, another one opens. but i say more often then not, we look so long at the closed door that we dont see the ones that are opened to us.
love is not about finding the perfect person, but seeing an imperfect person in a perfect way.
i think that it is also the ability to go from not knowing someone to seeing the good and the bad and still wanting to be a part of that persons life. i for one am not going to settle for just someone i can be with (thats easy )i want the one i cant live with out.i truely believe that love, and not time heals all wounds and the heart belongs to the person that touches it most.mine is yours for what its worth.
i bettcha didnt know i was this deep did ya lol.
all im asking from you is that you just consider us agian. it dosnt have to be as intense as it was. start back slower this time. it could be so worth it.neither one of us know if it will be or not.but dont you think it might be wort taking the chance to find out?there is no way the feelings we had for each other could have been wrong....dave




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Sat 03/29/08 03:06 PM
nada im just getting ready to go play cards i had fun on this for it being my virgin voyage it was funsmooched

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Sat 03/29/08 02:57 PM
OK I GIVE UP SEE YA LATERsmooched