Community > Posts By > nicenurse64
1-800- dinosaur dinner
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Topic:
IN MY PANTS GAME 2 - part 4
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ITCHY~ in my pants! I just shaved day before yesterday
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prefers to wear his T~shirt so she can smell his cologne after he leaves to go to work the next morning
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GLOW~IN~THE~DARK condom, so i can find you with the lights off
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Topic:
THE VENDING MACHINE GAME
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pulls out a ski mask
puts in a old "Journey" cd |
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wears a condom to bed so hes always ready for some lovin`
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Topic:
THE VENDING MACHINE GAME
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pulls out a enema bag
puts in a pro wrestler |
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Topic:
THE VENDING MACHINE GAME
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gets a date for friday night
puts in a bag of candy |
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shake hands & a hug
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sells his dirty laundry on Ebay
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Topic:
THE VENDING MACHINE GAME
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got a key to the playboy mansion
put in a case of transmission fluid |
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old scrapes of leather car upholstery
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1-800- ZOOM, ZOOM
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prefers to be called "DUDE"
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uses motor oil to cook his eggs for breakfast
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the 3rd BLUES BROTHER, guitar master JOE
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hunts zombies as a hobby
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Topic:
Where are all the NC people?
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on the FBI/CIA most wanted list
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