Usually within the first few dates I start feeling excited and do things like eat too fast so I can hurry up and respond to them.
That means I swallow air and end up burping.

So...very extremely early in a new "relationship."

Or are you asking "how long after you're in a new relationship do you let your inner kid out, chug carbonated beverages, and try to burp as loud and long as possible without trying to control the outburst, taking pride in your gasjaculation?"
Then, I don't know. Because I don't set an appointment to confess and demonstrate my secret burping shame. It just happens and I go with it if it's a real beauty.


Whenever it happens.
I just hope it's not a shart.


No.
It's why belly buttons evolved.
They are gas relief valves.
If things get too bad your belly button will come untied and you might fly around the room for a minute.


I think it gets absorbed into the body and your blood.
It's why hugs evolved.
To squeeze out the evil.

Sending you off with positive prayers and happy thoughts for your >>>

Hmmm... I think I dont mind putting my photo..and if i see a guy i like through picture i dont do the first move thats the rule. I wait for the guy or any guy to come and introduce himself