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Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 4
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Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupis... one of those two doesn't sound right.
Mitch Hedberg 
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"Fugazi"
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Topic:
Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 4
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... wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy ...
...........add a backpack and its like a midget trying to take you down |
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Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 4
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Someone once asked me if I smoked after sex.. I told 'em, I dunno, I never looked
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Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 4
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nope beer wont help a headache! crown and coke on the other hand actually i was wanting to try sumin different .. <-------passes Steelers the bottle |
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How many people...
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NOT QUITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Grilling season is upon us
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Season?
Theres a season for it? <-------------bbq's year round Rain, snow, <--doesn't care 
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"Sleep Now In The Fire"
Rage |
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Topic:
Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 4
Edited by
ObscureLight
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Thu 03/13/08 06:29 PM
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.. I was told to move because I was blocking the fire exit ... as if I wouldn't run if there was a fire ... anything flamable and has legs can't ever block a fire exit ...
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Topic:
Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 4
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nope beer wont help a headache! crown and coke on the other hand |
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Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 4
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ok that was rediculous lol
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Topic:
Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 4
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My friend said to me, "You know what I like? Mashed potatoes." I was like, "Dude, you have to give me time to guess. If you're going to quiz me you have to insert a pause."
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Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 4
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This is an old one I saw a wino eating grapes I was like Dude you have to wait 
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Topic:
Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 4
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I'm not good at golf, I never got good. I never got a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. And that's way more satisfying. You're supposed to yell "Fore", but I was too busy mumbling "There ain't no way that's gonna hit him."
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Topic:
Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 4
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"How Many Times"
ICP |
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Topic:
Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 4
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I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an escalator temporarily out of order sign, only an escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
Mitch Hedberg
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"Divine"
Korn |
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Topic:
Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 4
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That was a good one Chris... 
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