I learned something today. When they say "hot wings" that means that they are HOT!!

I love it coco!!

you don't want it, it sucks.

ahhh tums, damn heart burn!

Like I said, I never realized how dirty it was!

wow, I didn't know hoe dirty that song was till I read the lyrics. Sorry! I can delete it, you guys want.

I Never thought that you'd find out I did it.
I was so scared that you'd leave, so I hid it.
I know we said that we'd always be honest.
So now I went out and messed up our nest.
It finally seems like we turned into strangers.
It's gotten so bad there's just no more anger.
So now it seems like we can't get no further.
I can't Believe I'll be bright for another.
I'll be the switch she turns on.
She'll be mine too, I'll get off.
I'll be the fuse that she blows, and
Even with the lights out we'll glow.
So where's the sun, it's shown no love on your face.
Under the moon and with a girl that's in your place.
And even Edison has no idea of all the blackouts
I've cause you and me - ah!
I'll be the switch she turns on.
She'll be mine too, I'll Get off.
I'll be the fuse that she blows,
And even with the lights out we'll glow.
I'll be the fuse.

Morning!! Burr damn showers makin me cold.

*does the happy dance*

me hates stupid people too

I am allergic to the hormone they put into the cows that make them produce milk. So I need the beef that is organic.

organic steak??

I am in here all alone, la la la, ha ha ha.

"Somebody"

So you dropped me
Held me by my feet and let me go
I fell between the seat, but nothing broke
I've yet to feel that brilliant afterglow
The one I knew of years ago
Now I'm twisted
Twisted from the waist and spun around
Promised only sky but given ground
Realized the makeup is for a clown
The clown I knew of months ago

[Chorus]
I only wanted to be somebody
So ****ing bad, I came unglued
I only wanted to be somebody
So here we are now, face to face
And I'm ****ing you

So you caught me!
Wishing I were better than the rest
You hit me and left bruises on my chest
And when I wouldn't cheat
I spit upon your test
The test I tore up weeks ago
And now my fist is
My fist is for your face to **** the jaw
When I begin to rise, you start to fall
Now you know how it feels to drop the ball
The ball I threw back days ago

[Chorus]

So I'll just stand right here for now
I should have won, but how?
I break a smart ass grin
Who let the loser win?
Let's break a smart ass grin
Let's let the losers win!

why you skurd?

I need some chocolate

Yeah... umm yeah.

damn, I need a man... like right now.

Yeah, no fishies here... I am still laughing at the damn door bell.

ok I want this door bell... maybe then no one would ring my bell. http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4811/Creative+Doorbell/