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Once upon a time there was
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if ya love me in the dark i might light up your life
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What puts you off?
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ill talk to anyone... as long as its interesting... intelligence is key i think the same way and if they are married it dont matter they may help me in a relationship issue!!!!!! very true... dont descriminate girls! |
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What puts you off?
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ill talk to anyone... as long as its interesting... intelligence is key
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done it, hated it, killed the relationship..... i had a better relationship with my showerhead than i did him 
well it was either that or start an illicit affair with my dog.... i think ill stick with MR.Sprinkles
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Whats in your Wallet
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cash... a buttload of it
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done it, hated it, killed the relationship..... i had a better relationship with my showerhead than i did him
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not a chance........ in the bar though... as long as im drinking vodka i go by BUBBLES.... shes 6'1, platnum blonde and mildly retarded..... my alter ego ROCKS! I've played a little more than mildly retarded, but only to embarrass my friends lol. me too.... my ex HATED when i was BUBBLES, soooooooo much fun making an @ss out of myself though
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um... once some friends and i went into an aol chatroom and claimed to be a 12 year old curious boy. the chatroom? gay hebrews, or something to that effect. interesting day that was YUCK! 
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not a chance........ in the bar though... as long as im drinking vodka i go by BUBBLES.... shes 6'1, platnum blonde and mildly retarded..... my alter ego ROCKS!
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Just wanted to say!!!
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happy easter
 but the bunny left his pellets in the raisinettes that he brought me
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ok ok im back.... just check out these curves! and the pudge on my belly is just protection for my rock hard sixpack. butt like two puppies wrestling under a blanket and all in a tiny lil package... so wheres the easter beer... i think i may need one already!.... now im backing out again
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*startles* backs slowly out of the room
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life
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i am lonely  
me too... wanna be lonely together? 
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easter is cancelled
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yeah... at least that bad rabbit didnt leave you a rotten egg. i got one under my pillow.... icky!
durned bunny....... "be vewy vewy quiet... im hunting wabbits" |
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easter is cancelled
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yeah... at least that bad rabbit didnt leave you a rotten egg. i got one under my pillow.... icky!
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worms
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 Not on Easter Sunday think chocolate and marshmallow bunnies
killjoy... let me celebrate in my own fashion
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got a new one
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try back of the knee....shudder
ouch ouch ouch!
but it sounds cool... you should get a gecko to match me! 
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got a new one
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i need another... been too long and im feeling the itch for ink... what did ya get?
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Topic:
worms
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I sing it all the time when I feel down and out. at least im not the only one!
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Topic:
worms
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jsut taught it to my friends 7 yr old.... he couldnt stop laughing
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