um, todd

wasn't he-man a little light in the pants?

its just all these non sequitors.

what?

are you high?

On a golf tour in Newfoundland, Tiger Woods drives his Mercedes Benz into a gas station in a remote part of the island.

The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Newfoundland manner, completely unaware of who the golf pro is.

“Mornin’ bye” says the attendant.

Tiger nods a quick “hello” and bends forward to pick up the nozzle.

As he does so, two tees fall out out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.

“What are dey den, son?” asks the attendant.

“They’re called tees” replies Tiger.

“Well, what on de good earth are dey for?” inquires the Newfie.

“They’re for resting my balls on when I’m driving” says Tiger.

“Freeckin Jaysus” says the Newfie, “Dem boys at Mercedes tink of everything”.

hahaha. or you could make some new ones.



jello molds, anyone?

i actually laughed outloud with that one.

i hate generalizations

hahahaha! I liked that. bravo!

or if you're a woman and want to have some more fun, you get your husband to do it. then sit back and watch

well, how do you know they aren't talking about you? maye they are trying to get you to dropsome hints on if you like them or not.

where did you get it? I'm thinking that may be handy...

apparently beggers can be choosers, eh?

I'm very shy when I'm around someone I'm attracted to and have yet to start a conversation. I generally don't do anything if I'm with my friends, but if I'm alone, I'll keep glancing at them and then if I catch their gaze I smile and mouth "hi". If he does it back, I generally will start a conversation.

awww, look. It's scared.