Head On...apply directly to the forehead.

The old man that dances everywhere (6 Flags)

Those stupid stop smoking ads...smoke or beat your wife

why you running away with your tail between your legs

Bob Barker always said "dont forget to have your pets spade or neutered"

sometimes

does Monopoly money count?

oh how I hate cleaning out my closets ,but now I have a reason to go do more shopping

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women reading this will be finished now.

Men who read this are probably still busy checking their thumbs.

I'll keep that in mind for next year.

Well guys Maranda is taking over the computer for about an hour or so before she has to go to bed...BUT I'll be back

so true about the people but I was having fun...I have fun no matter where I go or what I do

I went down to Salem,mass last weekend to the halloween tours there.It was really neat

QUICK!!!!! CALL THE AMBULANCE...I just split my side wide open from laughing so hard

That sounds interesting.
Are you going to be in the reenactment or just watch it.

Look at who is acting all innocent,we all know better

not much just got done making pancakes for Maranda

Hey Steve

handcuffs,blowup dolls,cages and brooms....yeah we are a strange bunch of people

If I get hit with a snowball Mister you are so in trouble....yeah Im back

better go lock myself back in the cage my curfew is almost up. talk to you soon

haha noo; i figured out how to unlock it. =D