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You said "The cooking thing is nice...but better off left in the bedroom" right? I assume this meant that it would be "nice" if he learned to cook, but that his performance in the "bedroom" was more appreciated? Or that you want him to cook in the bedroom, which is weird, but hey...it could be done. Anyways, I said "ahhhh!" when I should have used  emoticon or  emoticon.
your interpretation of cooking in the bedroom was point on...  
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so who wants....
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How much later we talkin bout here?
you didn't answer the question.. |
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most likely to buy himself gifts and say they were from someone else and not get anyone anything.
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 Because I'm blue
lol.. try a different color.. how about yellow. Just what ever you do don't go orange barrel. 
I'm single cause they keep runnin off on me...  
I figured it out. You are secretly an axe murderer right?  
Hahahahaha..nope... just too much for them to handle I guess. 
See, Goof needs to start a class then...."How to handle yo woman 101". #1- Be available for sex 24/7, including during football season. #2- Learn to cook a little. #3- When she is b*tchy...walk away or fart in room so she will walk away. Yeah...this is a good start. Nope. Ya got me all wrong, Goof. I love football. I rarely get b*tchy. The cooking thing is nice..but better off left in the bedroom 
K. You love football. Alright, big plus for me and most men. Rarely b*tchy. Notice I said when she does. I don't assume all women do. Some more than others, but hey, I am just preparing the guys for it. It's all about being ready for it.
Your thrid comment is just....Ahhhhhhhh! 
Whadda ya mean my third comment is just ahhhhh?? that stuff is for later in the relationship... |
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..too much online pornography...creates for an unrealistic expectation of women.. Roco I only look at fat chic porn that way when I get the real stuff it's even better than I imagined... literally imagined!  
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ahhhhh. I thought for sure you'd say vampire!!
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most likely could give his friend money for the shopping spree at her favorite store since she is a poor Grad student...LOL
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Because I'm blue
lol.. try a different color.. how about yellow. Just what ever you do don't go orange barrel.
I'm single cause they keep runnin off on me...
I figured it out. You are secretly an axe murderer right?
Hahahahaha..nope... just too much for them to handle I guess.
See, Goof needs to start a class then...."How to handle yo woman 101". #1- Be available for sex 24/7, including during football season. #2- Learn to cook a little. #3- When she is b*tchy...walk away or fart in room so she will walk away. Yeah...this is a good start. Nope. Ya got me all wrong, Goof. I love football. I rarely get b*tchy. The cooking thing is nice..but better off left in the bedroom
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Most likely wonders why she "apparently" drives men away.
most likely wonders why his friend drives men away saying they love her or really, really like her... |
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nnaaa, it's just what i look like, what i'm comfortable with....what others are comfortable with........they don't wanna use the v word. 
Vagina? Vagasil? Villan?
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Because I'm blue
lol.. try a different color.. how about yellow. Just what ever you do don't go orange barrel.
I'm single cause they keep runnin off on me...
I figured it out. You are secretly an axe murderer right?
Hahahahaha..nope... just too much for them to handle I guess.
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isn't boiling the bunny killing the bunny???
LOL.. OK, OK... Most likely to bring the bunny back..
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i'm on beach duty on the lake of fire, with one of those pokers, pickin' up garbage, puttin it in a teflon bag. wavin to hitler, stalin, mao, and G.W. bush, from shore.
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die? who said die? ravish maybe,(yummy!) but .....die? no........... but.....then, there's my age to consider....and my hidious looks are a factor as well. that's why i'm only here for friends. you said...ummm crypt keeper.. which implies death..LOL 
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most likely to kill the bunny....(LOL)
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Happy Birthday!!!
  woot, woot!!
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Run to the hills... Run for your life... great song!!! love it. i wouldn't run,.....but she might.....this is me in the pic.....and i'm a morbid old crypt keeper.
 I'm not scared to die. I know where I'm goin.
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MOST LIKELY TO DUCK FLYING BALLS
most likely to get coffee |
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