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Fri 09/18/09 09:51 PM









Thats not fair.........smokin
....why is it everytime a cat strikes that pose at me there's a big spincter in the middle of it. Your cat is missing its spincter.

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Fri 09/18/09 09:44 PM
You guys killed op.

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Fri 09/18/09 09:37 PM
Porn b gone. Available at all leading retailers.

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Fri 09/18/09 09:35 PM
That pervs gonna run out of urls one of these days. The drippy wiener was funny. I made 2 pages of jokes about drippy before it got yanked. That's ok. We still have the fart sniffer and the bed humper.

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Fri 09/18/09 09:30 PM
The last time I got a piece ofass was when my finger broke through the toilet paper.

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Fri 09/18/09 09:29 PM
I just wanna get my wiener wet. Turns faucet on and dips wiener under the tap water. Ahhh. Much better.

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Fri 09/18/09 09:19 PM
Please start a nice guy thread. Or a solicitation of pity thread. Please, please, please.

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Fri 09/18/09 09:16 PM

I would like to thank everybody who has so far replied to this conversational topic. Some of the replies have been really good and its interesting to see what people think, i personally dont have any problems with them but please keep your replies coming in :thumbsup:
...hey nick! Ya gotta be careful. They will throw you to the sharks in here. A marine zoologist doesn't need to be fish food. Some of em will even roll their eyes when they bite!

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Fri 09/18/09 09:09 PM
Damn comeputer.

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Fri 09/18/09 09:06 PM
I don't suckcock dan. I suckcunt. Oh wait. Spellcheck says succumb.

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Fri 09/18/09 10:21 AM
Dear diary, I'm hoping everyone is well. I had a long prosperous week at work. Hoping it keeps up. Gonna go home, pay bills, and find something constructive to do. Most likely work on motorcycles. Relaxation is my goal. Welcome back mirrormirror. Hoping your move went well. Yeah I'm looking foreward to the weekend. The leaves are just starting to change color here in wisconsin.

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Fri 09/18/09 08:19 AM
We love you mry. We want the best for you. If you question it- we question it. Know what I mean? Can't be any of those doubts.

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Fri 09/18/09 07:42 AM
Over thinking. Over.

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Fri 09/18/09 07:38 AM
Over complicating. Over.

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Fri 09/18/09 07:37 AM
Over analyzing. Over.

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Fri 09/18/09 07:33 AM
The relationship is over. You are already second guessing him and trying to change him into someone he is not. Over.

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Thu 09/17/09 09:40 PM
Bwa ha ha ha ha!!! Sorry. Just found this all funny I guess. Bwa ha ha ha!!! Whoops! Can't help it. Giggle. Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! Pardon.

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Thu 09/17/09 09:31 PM
I'm falling in love with your farting cat. MeeeeeooowwwPpppppffffttttt!!!

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Thu 09/17/09 09:12 PM
That crushing ball rounder machine scared the hell out of me. It growls when it goes around. GRRRRRR!!! Its loud! ROWRRRR!!!

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Thu 09/17/09 09:07 PM
I'd have to say gelatinous goo. More liquid than iron in your body. It would be like being put in a blender on liquify.

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