big bright bouncing jewish janitor!!!!!

L S I C F

Sir you're on the right track... I think. truth be told that actually confused me a bit but you're getting there. you've lent not only humor but a machette to the intellectual thicket

how could something so beautiful ever be broken?

ha ha. you're bringing humor to the intellectual thicket. I'll give everyone a hint. try looking up a man named Caral Jung and listen to 46 and 2 by Tool.

An addict!? now that's a good one. I had to take a read through it again. I can totally see where that would come from... wow. But no. wonderful guess

interesting guess but no. where did you come up with that?

you mean your sperm don't talk? am i the only one or what?

Everything? like everything everything? Oh hell yea I'd press it. that way we would all be naked!

um... no. never had that guess before what made you think of that?

any of those old sprite commercials that Earnest P. Worhol used to do. "know what I men vern?"

I will be VERY impressed if anyone can figure out what this poem is about.


Back and fourth, to and frow



Watch the shadows dance



Chace it down but let it go



Can't wait for my last chance



Love me today but leave me alone



Touch me to feel me go



Watch the shadows sing their silence



Extinguish all the glow





Just mask your face and run the race



Chace light back to the dawn



Cast off your embrace of fading grace



Forsake the will that says "HOLD ON!"





The creature plots the shadows fight



To bring a most fiendish end



Giving away my soul tonight



My lovely, deadly trend





My organ dies but coos and cries



My life held in a box



Hearing silent pines between the lines



Now starts my latin pox





I flew too high perhaps that's why



I've lost my wings of wax



Behind the eye so many die



To pay the freedom tax

what about future ones, can I mention those?

SNOWMOBILE EXAUST!!!!!

So you finally get a number and you're all really excited and just want to talk or text forever. How do you find a way to not come off too strong and still show that you're interested? how do you tell when you're scaring her off?

huh?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FW_EaGdpf4U
I really love the last one

some people just don't have the intelligence or mental fortitude to overcome their base instict to procreate. Stupid people cheat. Either that or because they're just plain evil

I never knew boobs were so complex... I just think they are fun to play with. as far as fake ones go, I kinda like small boobs they're cute ; )

this is but a shadow... I get much, much darker than this. It's not even that I'm a real dark person. It's just that pain and fear bring out my poetic side

like a heart punch. short, fast... powerful