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Thu 05/20/10 09:47 AM

If I was you and u were me, who would U rather be, U or me? Awards given for best answer!!!bigsmile :banana:


You (but you were me, right?) what what what I didn't want to become a man, no wayscared scared scared

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Thu 05/20/10 09:43 AM

Sex with my EX!!!!!noway grumble :wink:


laugh laugh laugh why not?

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Thu 05/20/10 09:41 AM


Yes, I approve same sex relationship and marriage. I'd be your bridesmaid if you invite me to. These days none would be bothered by. Love is a good thing :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:


Ill be your escort!!!bigsmile :banana:


:wink: we can shop together the day before :wink: do you like shopping?

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Thu 05/20/10 09:38 AM
Edited by realdutchess on Thu 05/20/10 09:40 AM

If you are so concited you are in love with yourself, is it a same sex relationship?


laugh laugh laugh I think so, love=love, pleasure=pleasure, sex=sex isn't it? I'm thinking of the term: self mutual sex - does it make any sense?

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Thu 05/20/10 09:33 AM
Edited by realdutchess on Thu 05/20/10 09:34 AM
I was like 1/2:angel: and 1/2pitchfork when I was young....

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Thu 05/20/10 09:29 AM

I manage to keep mine fairly clean. I go for every two weeks. Mom is bad, though, her's is horrible, and weighs a ton.


laugh laugh laugh she's like me... a ton = that's about right

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Thu 05/20/10 09:28 AM

Cluttered.
But.
Anything you might ever need is in there.
Somewhere.


:wink: :wink: :wink: couldn't agree more

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Thu 05/20/10 08:23 AM



Spiders. I'm glad I don't live where there's jumping spidersscared


they say that tarantulas taste like crabs...


I've house sat for one of my sisters a few times, and she has a pet tarantula, oddly it didn't bother me as much as I thought it would when I had to feed it and put fresh water in its bowl. Though I probably would have had a heart attack if it did move...


laugh laugh laugh I've the same feeling everytime when it's raining and the earthworms start to come out - OMG, I can spot them even w/o wearing my glasses on

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Thu 05/20/10 07:56 AM




Spiders. I'm glad I don't live where there's jumping spidersscared


they say that tarantulas taste like crabs...


I've house sat for one of my sisters a few times, and she has a pet tarantula, oddly it didn't bother me as much as I thought it would when I had to feed it and put fresh water in its bowl. Though I probably would have had a heart attack if it did move...
I would of freaked if it moved

what a nice brother.


they move very slowly, spiders don't scare me because they have legs- so they have some kind of shape. but worms, snakes, nightcrawlers and the likes are so ALIENLIKE. Just gross, they don't like that they belong to any of normal living creature... yuck!

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Wed 05/19/10 03:45 PM

Perhaps this is an odd subject for a male to be posting on. But Angel just cleaned her purse out looking for nail polish. To me it was a hodgepodge of things from fingernail files to the kitchen sink, but I'm sure she knew why each thing was in there. It looked like a tornado hit it to me.

How is your purse looking ladies? Is it neat or disorderly. Fess up!


Messy I've to admit blushing but I'm trying to clean it up once a month or so. Ideally shouldve been done weekly, but.... (can't find the right excuses)

Fact: women clutter :tongue:

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Wed 05/19/10 02:20 PM

Let me repeat again:
The best lovers are the senior citizens!!!
See, every time they have sex, they can't help but thinking it would be their last time... AND THEY PERFORM!!!... drool



Not just some senior citizens, but the ones w thick cheque book as well. Funeral fee is expensive you know...:wink:

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Wed 05/19/10 02:15 PM
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Wed 05/19/10 02:13 PM
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Wed 05/19/10 02:11 PM
awww laugh laugh poor thing!

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Wed 05/19/10 02:00 PM
laugh laugh laugh she surely keeps each set of them in the right place to balance up....

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Wed 05/19/10 01:57 PM
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Wed 05/19/10 01:47 PM
laugh laugh laugh ouch! poor sam...

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Wed 05/19/10 01:45 PM
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