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Sun 01/04/15 12:47 PM

I've put a hex on the vacuum & broom here.

Anyone touching those magically, *poof*, is out fitted in a French Maid Teddie with accompanied "gear".


only thing that's gonna poof,is the dust cloud when yalls brooms get to work smokin shades

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Sun 01/04/15 12:46 PM






in here the women folk clean and fetch drinks.you'll find yyour uniform in the closet by the brooms and dust pan drinker


Unfortunately for you tho, my uniform does not include cleaning house...:angel:


well i don't know what else it would be for think


Goes to show how little you know...that's pro'ly a "man low" oops :angel:


that's a low blow indifferent


*hands jt half a sammich*... Couldnt help it, it had to be said bigsmile


did you eat half my sammich??? :angry: rant

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Sun 01/04/15 01:14 AM




in here the women folk clean and fetch drinks.you'll find yyour uniform in the closet by the brooms and dust pan drinker


Unfortunately for you tho, my uniform does not include cleaning house...:angel:


well i don't know what else it would be for think


Goes to show how little you know...that's pro'ly a "man low" oops :angel:


that's a low blow indifferent

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Sat 01/03/15 11:07 PM


in here the women folk clean and fetch drinks.you'll find yyour uniform in the closet by the brooms and dust pan drinker


Unfortunately for you tho, my uniform does not include cleaning house...:angel:


well i don't know what else it would be for think

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Sat 01/03/15 11:01 PM
in here the women folk clean and fetch drinks.you'll find yyour uniform in the closet by the brooms and dust pan drinker

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Sat 01/03/15 10:45 PM
i know it does and the good ones are in short supply on here!

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Sat 01/03/15 10:40 PM
grumble indifferent

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Sat 01/03/15 05:35 AM
Chuck Norris once punched the ground,the Grand Canyon was created

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Sat 01/03/15 05:22 AM
from my experience,don't ask "do you have any sisters as hot as you?,if so,can any of them join us?"

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Sat 01/03/15 05:19 AM







Yeah, why would any woman want to get next to a male stripper or a superhero...They probably have disgusting 6....NO!!,,,, make that eight pack abs, a fabulous package, and great stories to share....whoa



well now that you mention it.....not to brag but yeah i've got all those things *struts across the room*
what's your stripper name jt or is that a secret :-)


now that i can't tell you tongue2
I bet it has something to do with boobs lmao :-)


of course not.that would make it sound like i have boobs noway

Hey, since you like boobs so much, could be about time to get one or two of your own...oops



i'd never leave the house if i did happy

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Sat 01/03/15 05:18 AM
nice boobs happy

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Thu 01/01/15 09:13 PM






Yeah, why would any woman want to get next to a male stripper or a superhero...They probably have disgusting 6....NO!!,,,, make that eight pack abs, a fabulous package, and great stories to share....whoa



well now that you mention it.....not to brag but yeah i've got all those things *struts across the room*
what's your stripper name jt or is that a secret :-)


I have a friend of a friend of a friend of JT's...His stripper name is Jack Hammer, but you didn't hear it from me....smokin


why would you release that info?.now i've gotta go change my stripper name ohwell


I'm sorry darlinflowerforyou ...And the worst news is Joe Nadds and Bullwhip Bob are the only two available...Which one do you want sugar?....


if that's my only 2 options,i'll go with Joe Nadds

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Thu 01/01/15 08:39 PM

Just leave your hat on jack .. Unless jack hammer also wears a hat :-)



he does.it's a cowboy hat :smile:

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Thu 01/01/15 08:27 PM




Yeah, why would any woman want to get next to a male stripper or a superhero...They probably have disgusting 6....NO!!,,,, make that eight pack abs, a fabulous package, and great stories to share....whoa



well now that you mention it.....not to brag but yeah i've got all those things *struts across the room*
what's your stripper name jt or is that a secret :-)


I have a friend of a friend of a friend of JT's...His stripper name is Jack Hammer, but you didn't hear it from me....smokin


why would you release that info?.now i've gotta go change my stripper name ohwell

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Thu 01/01/15 07:47 PM





Yeah, why would any woman want to get next to a male stripper or a superhero...They probably have disgusting 6....NO!!,,,, make that eight pack abs, a fabulous package, and great stories to share....whoa



well now that you mention it.....not to brag but yeah i've got all those things *struts across the room*
what's your stripper name jt or is that a secret :-)


now that i can't tell you tongue2
I bet it has something to do with boobs lmao :-)


of course not.that would make it sound like i have boobs noway

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Thu 01/01/15 07:43 PM



Yeah, why would any woman want to get next to a male stripper or a superhero...They probably have disgusting 6....NO!!,,,, make that eight pack abs, a fabulous package, and great stories to share....whoa



well now that you mention it.....not to brag but yeah i've got all those things *struts across the room*
what's your stripper name jt or is that a secret :-)


now that i can't tell you tongue2

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Thu 01/01/15 07:38 PM

Yeah, why would any woman want to get next to a male stripper or a superhero...They probably have disgusting 6....NO!!,,,, make that eight pack abs, a fabulous package, and great stories to share....whoa



well now that you mention it.....not to brag but yeah i've got all those things *struts across the room*

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Thu 01/01/15 07:31 PM


in my secret life,i'm a male stripper




boom! shades
laughing .. Jt.. Why would you keep that a secret .. It's not every day a girl meets a male stripper on mingle :-)


because,as famous as i am,i don't need the extra publicity smokin

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Thu 01/01/15 07:23 PM
in my secret life,i'm a male stripper




boom! shades

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Thu 01/01/15 07:02 PM
it starts with "can i get your number?" and ends in divorce court....

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