its good to meet girl in park,, better to park meat in girl

Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy 5 years ago.

Good: Your wife is not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She is a Lawyer.

Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.

Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.

Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.

Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.

Good: The postman's early.
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a gun.
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.

Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It's another man.
Ugly: He's your boss.

Good: Your 16 year old daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.
Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do!

k pam. have a better day please.

Ladies. There are always jack Azzes around who want to complain about something. im sorry stupid people are bugging you. want to borrow one of my crutches and shove it up their hiney holes sideways?

I tell you what,, my Knee is singing the blues right now,, and the purples. It is sooooooo not happy with me at the moment. and Pam,, that happens alot. I do it sometimes,, just to stop from having a fight break out.

yeah me too,,, specially the guy that put me in this situation right now.

ok,,, who needs a good old fashioned foot in the a$$ today?

do be friggin do

or a greasy spot

Ladylid, First off,, if your listening to what others want you to do with your own body, you need to change the station. Less BS from others. They are probably jealous of you. I get that alot with my hair. Next, the only reason to change anything about yourself is if you feel you need to. Not for anyone else, but you. There is not a thing wrong with long hair. In my personal opinion, Long hair on a woman is very natural beauty. Not saying that short hair is bad, to each their own.

when i wind up playing them again, his *** is grass and my name is lawn mower. Nuff Said.

read back and you will see what this lil fukker did.

chevy,, i was cheap shot'ed. i aint jinxed.

right now the only time i get up is for the bathroom or for a smoke.

yeah. i had to take my brace off for a while, it was swelling up and getting too tight. i have a bag full of ice on it now trying to remedy that.

The little rascals were in class and the teacher was giving them a vocabulary lesson. The teacher said, "Alfalfa, use the word love in a sentence".

Alfalfa replies, "I love Darla".

The teacher said, "Good...now Spanky your word is respect".

Spanky replies, "I respect the way Alfalfa loves Darla".

The teacher said, "Very good! Now Buckweat its your turn, your word is Dictate".

Buckweat replies, "Hey Darla...how did my dictate last night?".

a buy that couldnt stop me strait up tried to play dirty.

surrounded by well-wishers, but it doesn’t look good for him. Suddenly he motions frantically to the pastor for something to write on. The pastor lovingly hands him a pen and a piece of paper, and Fred uses his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then dies. The pastor thinks it best not to look at the note right away, so he places it in his jacket pocket. At Fred’s funeral, as the pastor is finishing his eulogy, he realizes that he’s wearing the jacket he was wearing when Fred died. “Fred handed me a note just before he died,” he says. “I haven’t looked at it, but knowing Fred, I’m sure there’s a word of inspiration in it for us all.” Opening the note, he reads aloud, “Help! You’re standing on my oxygen tube!”

A young Technician and his General Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita.

They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.

After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young tech are interested in each because they are giving each other "looks."

Soon the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black. There is a sound of the smack of a kiss followed by the sound of the smack of a slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without saying a word.

The grandmother is thinking to herself: "It was very brash for that young man to kiss my granddaughter, but I'm glad she slapped him."

The General manager is setting there thinking: "I didn't know the young tech was brave enough to kiss the girl, but I sure wish she hadn't missed him when she slapped and hit me!"

The young woman was sitting and thinking: "I'm glad the guy kissed me, but I wish my grandmother had not slapped him!"

The young tech sat there with a satisfied smile on his face. He thought to himself: "Life at Boeing is good... How often does a guy have the chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his General manager all at the same time!!!

that part is good, but the part where im on crutches for at least a week is the part im having trouble with.