its a gift

hey, i asked first

hi, are you horny?...sorry..it was too easy

of course a bit of douche does the trick if needed

usually i get her to shower or wash that thing before i pickle that thing

...sigh...if you feel it is you due in life, so be it...when i am in your hell, then remind me of how miserable i am for not believing in a fantasy...life is living, not living to die to live in a so called paradise...religion is for children and old people to give them faith...i have no faith in you, thus, i don't worship you or your beliefs, nor perscribe to any religion...the folly of millions of people dying for some silly cause, with no outcome, is dumber than the chance they mayhave had to make a better life of their own or of others by being in it...

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that is the biggest problem in the world; too m any so called ego's telling me about 'god' or their god or what ever...i fear no god and if you chose to fear him or her or what ever, that is your issue...leave me out of your fantasy trip

any so-called manly man isn't gonna fear god, women or another man...stand up, grow some nads and ignore the b.s. of the man haters that made this country politically correct...god feared the duke

and rub my back..i'm tired

kinda like the woman with two black eyes...didn't listen the first time

now lets get back to the task at hand....don't let that pooping dog back in the house...what's for dinner

come on lady.....the women's movement was in the 60's..i know you liberals are all eating up the second coming of JFK..but get real

hey every one...opra's on!!!

now i know i might not leave

that would be nice...i might just stay home then...

be by the door if and when i get there

and be ready for some loving..it's back door nite

oh yeah.....i'm going out with the boys...i'll get home when i get home

thats okay, i'll get you a stool