Hang on! I've almost finished putting together the flux capacitor!

Hmmm, you check the volume slider on the youtube window?

This is what one looks like http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/4706/iceman9tn.jpg

...er, oh wait, you said <N>ice guy? ah, nevermind then

awwww, I wanted to eat the fact chocolate chip.....
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... chocolaty facts.............

Greetings peoples

You teh pwanzorz Brigade!

Stay safe!

Greetings Care.. Did you know that your eyes are the highest holes on your head?

Ah...

Yup, kinda sucks but I think thats about all ya can do.

JD? I dunno what that means... but I'm not sure I want to...

Hi everybody!

*squints* I can't see it very well, it's so tiny

Lol!

Lol, and I had a guy's profile on myne
Did I already mention that? CAUSE I'M NOT GAY! Homophobic?! Who said that???

*blows airhorn*

RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!

A physisist explains to his friend that he is afraid to fly on an airplane. He says that he has calculated the probability that somone would bring a bomb on board and that while the chances were quite low, they were still too high for his comfort. A few weeks later his friend sees him on an airplane. He asks what made him change his mind. The physisist says "I didn't change my mind, I simply calculated the odds of their being two bombs brought on board simulteneosly. The odds of that happening were low enough for me to feel comfortable, so I brought my own bomb."

OH! Now it looks right!
Heh, there WAS something messed up with the collumns though..

One of the kids in our family daycare is afraid of muppets

Darn wireless computer mouse ran outta juice

Heh, wanna here something disturbing?

From the show "Friends" -Pheobe is on a date and slowly realizes the guy is a creep...

So, what do you do?

I write erotic novels..... ..for children.