are you beautiful? lol

*sigh* there are MILLIONS of them down there it seems lol...I was born in the wrong state....def!

thanks

nothing beats the south...I def have to get down there lol

where all the beautiful men live....sigh....Im moving there damn it! lol someone give me a spare bedroom

my main pic and the last five

yay for new pics of me...let me know what you think

lol thats prolly a good thing...its only sexy when girls do it

lol nice thanks

sometimes it happens when two girls have alot to drink lol

jerk lol now go look!

come check out my new pics and let me know what you think

A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in her bedroom. She opened the door and discovered her 40 year old daughter playing with a vibrator.

"What are you doing?" asked the mother.

"Mom, I'm 40 years old and look at me. I'm ugly. I'll never get married, so this is pretty much my husband." The mother walked out of the room, shaking her head.

The next day, the father came home and heard noises in the bedroom and upon entering the room, found his daughter using the vibrator.

"What the hell are you doing?" he asked.

His daughter replied, "I already told Mom. I'm 40 years old now and ugly. I will never get married, so this is as close as I'll ever get to a husband." The father walked out of the room shaking his head.

The next day, the mother came home to find her husband with a beer in one hand and the vibrator sitting on the couch buzzing away with a football game on TV.

"What the hell is going on?" she yelled.

The husband replied, "What does it look like? I'm having a beer and watching football with my son-in-law."

woohoo for maine and single

inny I love belly buttons!! lol

the guy is from outter space

aww...well you make me smile

lol Im teasing Im sure you are amazing!!

lol amazing...at least I wouldnt have to feel bad about faking it...Im sure your used to it

hung like a field mouse huh? nice...just how I like em!