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Trying to be original
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Hello there! I joined a few days ago, and have been trying to take it slow. I've read that we should really get involved in the forums, so I'm trying to do that. Mainly I just lurk, so as not to step on toes just yet. I'm looking for friends and companionship. I want to take things slow, get to know a person before them expecting me to a) send nude photos or b) hop in the sac with them. And then for them to respect the fact that maybe I just don't wanna! :D Anyway, I'm glad I'm here! hello and welcome |
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Topic:
An Online Date
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I'm practicing being PC today, wish me luck
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Listen, WOMEN HAVE DUTIES IN MARRIAGE SAME AS MAN and one of them is cooking. And remember that for every woman who said...I don't cook !!! there is a woman who does, and she will always get YOUR man any time she wants. I'm having a blast with these replies, so many retorts come to mind, but I have decided to be PC. Gonna see how long that lasts |
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Edited by
franshade
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Wed 06/16/10 07:27 AM
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Neighbors who visited and dropped by unlike now where most will text or email (living next door)
Neighbors that watched and watched out for your kids, without repercussions. An honest day's pay for an honest day's work. |
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good Commercials
Coca Cola Pepsi Levis |
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The United States of America.....the "REAL" one. Tonka toys |
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Topic:
LOOK AT ME!!!!
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not from Dallas and definitely not shy.
hello and welcome from the Sunshine state. |
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Topic:
Hi i m new to this......
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hello and welcome
you've come to the right site for fun - cuz we sure do have fun on this site, I mean we really have fun, did I mention we have fun, but just what type of fun are you looking for |
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117. speak about yourself in the 3rd person
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the best solution for this is to install a urinal in every bathroom! if your over 6 foot it still splatters not if he bends down not if he's on his knees |
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I've never been given material gifts; all of the gifts I've received have been intangible. I'm also excluding going out, meals, vacations, etc. The greatest gift I can think of is the ability to learn and move one without bitterness - to be happy for someone else even though it may not be with me. That being said, what does it take to get a diamond ring?? If I tell ya, I'd have you as competition and we can't have that |
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my primal urge to kill no sunshine that's a completely different urge |
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114. show him/her your house arrest bracelet as soon as you see the cops heading your way.
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my primal urge to kill
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Topic:
In Response to an Ageist
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Political correctness should be outlawed. We're not mature enough as a society to survive this. Now now, some mature faster than others and I'm sure our survival instincts will kick in. Personal responsibility is what I think is lacking in society. |
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113. don't bring entire family out for a free meal
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110. Don't take your medicine for your most recent herpes break out at the dinner table. 111. ask date how to get rid of STD |
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