Maudred


Maudred Joined Mon 07/23/07 Posts: 842	Mon 03/03/08 10:44 PM Topic: I lost my new husband!
Hiker sure isnt responding much anymore, I wonder what she's doing? huh? wha? nothing. Just wiping down my keyboard... Whats wrong with your keyboard? ;)

Maudred Joined Mon 07/23/07 Posts: 842	Mon 03/03/08 10:41 PM Topic: I lost my new husband!
Hiker sure isnt responding much anymore, I wonder what she's doing?

Maudred Joined Mon 07/23/07 Posts: 842	Mon 03/03/08 10:39 PM Topic: I lost my new husband!
Blah, stupid Quote: "Whats the prize for the winner? the sleep of the really, really happy Whats the point of sleep when I would be horny again five minutes later? :p

Maudred Joined Mon 07/23/07 Posts: 842	Mon 03/03/08 10:37 PM Topic: I lost my new husband!
here hiker i got the ice for ya woo thanks. My teeth are a little sensitive to the cold, but it's so worth it, don't you think? I prefer whip cream, but hey, whatever works.

Maudred Joined Mon 07/23/07 Posts: 842	Mon 03/03/08 10:36 PM Topic: I lost my new husband!
Blah, stupid Quote: "Whats the prize for the winner?

Maudred Joined Mon 07/23/07 Posts: 842	Mon 03/03/08 10:36 PM Topic: I lost my new husband!
Well, I guess since I'm married to madamx....I'll probably be licking her boot instead..... Boot? I think you meant a B at the end, not a T. ;D But hell, im just a horny 20 year old, all the thoughts in my head revolve around The lips and breasts of the female body, And I dont mean the lips they talk through. Whats the prize for the winner? whooot! I hit the jackpot here, Madam! After all these years, finally, someone to appreciate my charms. he is one sick motha...im so happy for you!!!! lmao...just remember all i taught you and NO MERCY!!! lol no mercy? For me or her, im 20 and ADHD, Im hyperactivly horny. well, I'm 50 and have been without attention for a very long time. Let's have a contest and see who passes out first!

Maudred Joined Mon 07/23/07 Posts: 842	Mon 03/03/08 10:35 PM Topic: I lost my new husband!
HEY those were my boobs.... oops i mean boots.. lol Sorry bout that....uhmmmmm.....get a little out of control sometimes....still haven't figured out the go go gadget tongue yet....Have to take it back in the shop.... haha

Maudred Joined Mon 07/23/07 Posts: 842	Mon 03/03/08 10:33 PM Topic: I lost my new husband!
Well, I guess since I'm married to madamx....I'll probably be licking her boot instead..... Boot? I think you meant a B at the end, not a T. ;D But hell, im just a horny 20 year old, all the thoughts in my head revolve around The lips and breasts of the female body, And I dont mean the lips they talk through. whooot! I hit the jackpot here, Madam! After all these years, finally, someone to appreciate my charms. he is one sick motha...im so happy for you!!!! lmao...just remember all i taught you and NO MERCY!!! lol no mercy? For me or her, im 20 and ADHD, Im hyperactivly horny.

Maudred Joined Mon 07/23/07 Posts: 842	Mon 03/03/08 10:31 PM Topic: I lost my new husband!
Well, I guess since I'm married to madamx....I'll probably be licking her boot instead..... Boot? I think you meant a B at the end, not a T. ;D But hell, im just a horny 20 year old, all the thoughts in my head revolve around The lips and breasts of the female body, And I dont mean the lips they talk through. whooot! I hit the jackpot here, Madam! After all these years, finally, someone to appreciate my charms. All night long.

Maudred Joined Mon 07/23/07 Posts: 842	Mon 03/03/08 10:31 PM Topic: I lost my new husband!
Well, I guess since I'm married to madamx....I'll probably be licking her boot instead..... Boot? I think you meant a B at the end, not a T. ;D But hell, im just a horny 20 year old, all the thoughts in my head revolve around The lips and breasts of the female body, And I dont mean the lips they talk through. dont you worry booboo kitty....fly will be very busy lickin Naughty.

Maudred Joined Mon 07/23/07 Posts: 842	Mon 03/03/08 10:30 PM Topic: I lost my new husband!
all right, I am licking everyone's pants tonight..line up! Wait wait wait, I dont want sloppy seconds, Can I have first lick, and third and fourth and fith? Honey I will save all my licks for you if you want. Where do you want me to start? Who cares where you start, its where I want you to end. ;)

Maudred Joined Mon 07/23/07 Posts: 842	Mon 03/03/08 10:30 PM Topic: I lost my new husband!
Well, I guess since I'm married to madamx....I'll probably be licking her boot instead..... Boot? I think you meant a B at the end, not a T. ;D But hell, im just a horny 20 year old, all the thoughts in my head revolve around The lips and breasts of the female body, And I dont mean the lips they talk through. Rawr

Maudred Joined Mon 07/23/07 Posts: 842	Mon 03/03/08 10:28 PM Topic: I lost my new husband!
Well, I guess since I'm married to madamx....I'll probably be licking her boot instead..... Boot? I think you meant a B at the end, not a T. ;D But hell, im just a horny 20 year old, all the thoughts in my head revolve around The lips and breasts of the female body, And I dont mean the lips they talk through.

Maudred Joined Mon 07/23/07 Posts: 842	Mon 03/03/08 10:26 PM Topic: I lost my new husband!
all right, I am licking everyone's pants tonight..line up! Wait wait wait, I dont want sloppy seconds, Can I have first lick, and third and fourth and fith?

Maudred Joined Mon 07/23/07 Posts: 842	Mon 03/03/08 10:25 PM Topic: I lost my new husband!
Wait, who am I married to? So much love, so little brain cells. you are married to me, my sweet, but we have to be good hosts to my friends... Sexy, I can make special brownies.

Maudred Joined Mon 07/23/07 Posts: 842	Mon 03/03/08 10:25 PM Topic: I lost my new husband!
It's the middle one, that Quote came out weird.

Maudred Joined Mon 07/23/07 Posts: 842	Mon 03/03/08 10:24 PM Topic: I lost my new husband!
uhmmm hiker...get the ky!!! did you know he is marrying me too??? i think he's mormon!!! we are going to burmuda triangle on our honeymoon, you comin? i told him good thing me and you already got something going on hehehee And you're leaving me out of this!!!! HOW COULD YOU!!!! Aww here I was feeling special. I guess I can share with my bud fly here. oh hell no!!! i just forgot to tell him that fly is my lover well didnt forget but thought i'd slide that in on the honeymoon when i took you out of my suit case hehehe i love you xoxoxoxxooxxo Yeah, I can be the indestructible blow up doll....thanks a lot!!!! Take me out of your suit case my ass!!! i thought you would be safe in there...we are going to the burmuda triangle. oh well hell...ill just marry you instead and we can be swingers with them!!! lmao

Maudred Joined Mon 07/23/07 Posts: 842	Mon 03/03/08 10:23 PM Topic: I lost my new husband!
Wait, who am I married to? So much love, so little brain cells.

Maudred Joined Mon 07/23/07 Posts: 842	Mon 03/03/08 10:22 PM Topic: I lost my new husband!
Let me get this strait, three woman, and only little ol 6 foot 6, green eyed me? :O Thats one mountain i'd be happy to try to climb.

Maudred Joined Mon 07/23/07 Posts: 842	Mon 03/03/08 10:18 PM Topic: I lost my new husband!
I lost my baby husband Maudred! I'm right here! :p Yeah I was like. What did she say to my cheesey line?! I said "let's do this" Miss me?

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