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Johnny, like every guy in the history of the world, has not stopped since. 
ahhh oooh!!! ill drink to that indeed captain 
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A Girl wants...
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girls are always cryin around the holidayz that they want sum1 and theyre lonely well stop beiong so damn confusing!!
sorry its a woman's prerogative to be confusing...because you men sure are
' nuh uh we r simple, we want... stuff
altho, i usually am happy 1 moment and crying the next
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Topic:
A Girl wants...
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girls are always cryin around the holidayz that they want sum1 and theyre lonely
well stop beiong so damn confusing!!
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Topic:
A Girl wants...
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wish there were a cpl billion of me sincei m gods gift to women!!!
jk
good guyz r ouyt dere 
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my xmas wish this year is that i had a body like that guy in 1 of ur pixx!!!
mewwy kwismas  
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Topic:
How to satisfy
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~sparrow voice~
*i like rum, rums GOOD*
bring coke and show up naked and ill be a very happy boy |
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I think people should be looking to themselves to just go out and do whatever you can do before your life ends. Life is too short to dwell on things like this. Love will find you, eventually. You will know when the time is right for you. For the time being, you should be going out, enjoying your life, hanging out with your friends and just living for the minute. That's just what I think. Very true, but with me..i need to get laid
i could help ya with that  
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Topic:
pick up lines
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i lost my number can i have yours my variation on that is - i still have my virginity, can i have urz too? (ive never actually tried it, since i doubt it would work good) 
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Topic:
SAVE A HORSE - RIDE A BOWBOY
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save a cowboy, and a bowboy...
RIDE ME!!!
welcome to the suck tho eddie
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poor guy
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i liek that 1
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Topic:
searching for a sweet guy!
Edited by
marky84
on
Fri 12/21/07 10:58 PM
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lol...you lived in the blue ridge mt area??? why in the world would you ever leave???? u could say she dissappeared out of *thin air* cuz u knowthe air gets thinner as u go up higher and... o bugger
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Edited by
marky84
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Fri 12/21/07 10:36 PM
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"Ever had your ass licked by a fat guy in a trench-coat? --BEST PICKUP LINE EVER--
that would most def result in a scrotal kick, times 10
"Ballsy, STUPID, but ballsy" ~True Lies~ |
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Haha, I just tried that out on the first girl that I saw outside my apt. DIDN'T WORK. In fact that less than worked
my condolences indeed i trust ur unharmed? see thats another thing, women NEVER have to worry about being slapped or kicked in the ballz or other such things cuz theyre never rejected!!!
i've been told by friends "why don't you grow some balls and ask that girl on a date" i'm like "dude i have balls and i don't want to get kicked in the, thank you very much..." AGREED a woman slapping(or kicking etc) a man that approached her would be APPLAUDED, but at the same time a man slapping a woman would be denoucned and lynched by all her friends
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also think about this
if a fat guy was rejected all the women would be laughing and pointing BUT if a fat gurl was rejected theyd be beating the #$%#@$ out of the guy that rejected her!!!
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if a guy emptied a glass of water or sumthing in a girls face that just approached him, hed get arrested!!!
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Haha, I just tried that out on the first girl that I saw outside my apt. DIDN'T WORK. In fact that less than worked
my condolences indeed i trust ur unharmed? see thats another thing, women NEVER have to worry about being slapped or kicked in the ballz or other such things cuz theyre never rejected!!!
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*note to self,remember the polar bear line*
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i don't see womem going after "pick up lines". 1 line just isn't gonna make a girl say wow what a catch. i agree in principle, but really the first word out of a guys mouth will be interpreted as a pickup line anyway, so wats ta lose?
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Favorite one is by a friend (twinkles).....(for a woman to say) "You see that girl over there? She is to shy to ask for your number. You see my phone is broken and she'll need to call me in the morning."
i like that 1. i wish id get picked up, or used to wish
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