Must be a rough life...1pm...lol

Ohhhh....that does sound like fun!

I'm so glad my tax dollars are hard at work in Newport News...

Did you say...freezer welder? Cause I think I have a job for you...

LMFAO...I don't keep stuff like that to myself...

If I like someone...I'm like..."Yo, what's up...let's go dance" *said like John Travolta*

Creations...I might love you....LMFAO!

*eats some PB*

a;lkadnaf...lkjsd...kljsdf...

*takes a sip of water*

Let me repeat...

This is soooo fattening...

*bats at pump in Tomo's grasp*...gimme.

LOL...peanutbutter...

They should put sports stars on bags of Ruffles...

Creations...I suspect a lot of men have that issue.

Chips and dip at this hour of the day?!?!

I confess that I cashed in my peanutbutter insurance policy so I could buy more shoes....

*smiles sweetly at Tomo*

So...did you say you had shoes??

*purrs*

Creations...is that what that thing is called?!?!

I confess...I just learned something new! LOL

I have a foot fetish...and not other people's feet...but if a man wants to own me...it's through my feet.

Mhmm...yes...I have a huge shoe collection. LOL

River...me too!!! LOL

I have recently learned the little number key pad thing off to the right...

The short answer is..."yes."

*puts her devils advocate costume on...fixes tail and horns*

At the very core of our beings...we're animals. Humans are nothing but mammals and we have the same basic primary needs that any mammal needs. Food, water, shelter, sex for procreation.

At the very root of each one of us, that is all that we need to survive.

At the very basic level, humans have a higher evolved emotional reaction system. However, female human beings have a higher emotional attachment. And this isn't necessarily something that is genetically predispositioned. It is dicated by society as well. With being of a higher order of thinking, humans have more or less shot themselves in the foot. We display sex as though it is some sort of candy...dangling it in every commercial, on every billboard...we use sex to sell everything. Sex becomes less of a "survival need" and more of a "want."

Now, don't get me wrong...I enjoy sex just like anyone else (albeit 2 years ago now), but sex at it's basic roots isnt for recreation, it's meant to ensure survival of the species.

So...yeah...it is all about sex. We have allowed emotions to get in the way of it and as humans we've created something bigger around sex, love...marriage...commitment. If we were like any other animal...we'd have multiple partners, children, and other lines of descendants...

Can you imagine being a chicken? LOL

I confess that I'm moving to Colorado when George buys his uniform...

And yeah Sounded...I just can't get around the eating 5 times a day thing...it's a mental block on my part. We're taught...3 times a day...and when someone screws with the system...well personally...I'm ALL kinds of messed up.

LOL

It's gotten to the point now...he calls me at 7 am..."Ev...eat breakfast?...what did yo have?"

Could be worse...gorgeous marines calling me at 7 am...I mean...seriously. LMFAO

*steps into confessional*

Forgive me father for I have sinned....

Uhh...alright maybe not...but hey...what the heck, right?

I can barely read music, but only thanks to elementary school music class! Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge! LOL

I must confess that no matter what they look like...boys in uniform sort of make my heart and knees go weak.

*le sigh*

And no...I'm not a tag chaser or a barracks bimbo.

It's not so much the uniform as much as it is the bravery, confidence, and pride that's IN the uniform.

Annnnyways...

Oh yeah...and I also confess that I've been lying to my personal trainer about eating 5 times a day and intaking 2000 calories...I'm still counting calories...and worried about what eating 5 times a day will do to my already widening rear end.

Phew...that feels better. LOL

Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Rhode Island, Connecticut, New Jersey, New York, Pennsylvania, Delaware, Georgia, Maryland, North Carolina, South Carolina, and Virginia...

AND!!!!!

Carry a gun.

Take a self defense class.

Carry a rape whistle.

Carry pepperspray...if its illegal...carry mace.

I teach women's handgun defense and concealed weaponary.

However...the best advice...be aware of your surroundings. If you feel uncomfortable, figure out the why, who and the where of those feelings. Try to pinpoint who in the room makes you uncomfortable. Be aware of where you are in the room, the exits...etc...etc...

The person in the room that controls your safety is you. Take charge of it.

Did you just say...."it's fun to get all stick every now and again"????


*DIES LAUGHING*


That's the greatest thing I've heard ALL day.


*still laughing*

LMFAO...Well this is a nice change from all of the sappy stuff that gets posted in here....

*steps over red and white heart confetti...moves the swan ice sculpture out of the way*

Phew...I thought no one in this thread had anything else to say other than ....rose are red...violets are blue...we met on the internet...ummm....and now I love you.

I'm kidding guys....smile.