right there is the problem. you think of negative reasons, then tell her those; think of positives, then broadcast that. 2. never tell a woman she is too beautiful for anything, she has heard the same line thousands of times. #3 never tell a woman she is too anythin, it shows you lack creativity, gumption to get what you want, et. al.

Well the common denominator in this equation is you....so maybe its something your doing.

sometimes this is true, most beautiful women are expected to be tho, most are not. Simply a stigma

Right in the middle of lovemaking,the husband dies of a heart attack.As the funeral arrangements are being made, the mortician informs the widow that he cannot get rid of her dead husband's rigor mortis hard-on which is sticking straight up in the air and if they don't do something,it will look odd in the coffin at the funeral.

The widow tells the guy to cut it off and stick it up her dear departed's behind.The mortician can't believe his ears but the widow is adamant,so he does it. During the funeral,friends and relatives of the dead man were concerned to see a tear in the corner of his eye,but the widow assured them that there was no cause to be alarmed.

Just before the casket is closed,the widow leans in and whispers in the dead man's ear,"It HURTS,doesn't it?"

AGAIN!!!! Why are you so negative????

Do you believe in the possibility of them and do you think you will find them? Or are you too negative to believe?

You know, if it wasn't for the rules and the kind of person I am, I would be suspended right about now, because the mood I am feeling right now, I could care less.

i cant help it..his come on line sucks..
and the stupid ass has been perving me for months

well, aren't you a bright ray of sunshine...can't imagine why your not having any luck

Hey hey I found a man! He just gave me his heart, and I'm gona keep it safe with me.