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Thu 02/04/10 09:00 PM
Sorry, I speak in riddles some times.


Most people are visual creatures and understand images...not that you are not. Thats just why I do it.

My niece and nephew ask me what I do for a living and I tell them I draw stick figures...they think thats soooo funny.

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Thu 02/04/10 08:55 PM
nope keep thinking about it...give me an answer 2morrow.

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Thu 02/04/10 08:51 PM
Nope thats not it...but good try

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Thu 02/04/10 08:48 PM
Edited by Updawg on Thu 02/04/10 08:54 PM
kinda...its a kick in the seat of the pants breakfast. They think its for a pat on the back but its gonna be a kick in the seat for a couple people.

The pic is for an award for production...meeting a national production level. The highest industry goal.

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Thu 02/04/10 08:47 PM
good...


here is a new one for ya.

You have a goal...set a date.

Put one marble in the jar, represents each day till your target date.

put a fishing bobber at the bottom...each time you shake the jar the bobber always come to the top. no matter if you put it back on bottom daily.

Now take a marble out each day until you have no more.

What does the marble represent verses the bobber.




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Thu 02/04/10 08:43 PM
I have to take 6 people to breakfast in the morning...dont want to!!!

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Thu 02/04/10 08:41 PM
ok...just not all of them

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Thu 02/04/10 08:40 PM
at the end of the day throw out the bad beans all you have left are the good ones.

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Thu 02/04/10 08:38 PM
Or maybe you just dont spill the "beans"

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Thu 02/04/10 08:36 PM
Some people are just beans, move one at a time...left to right pocket.

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Thu 02/04/10 08:33 PM
maybe its ok to crush, but dangerous to fall

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Thu 02/04/10 08:32 PM
No...no...no

dont throw them out, then you'll have a weed, a giant and an englishman or something like that.

Keep them, you will need them.

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Thu 02/04/10 08:26 PM
She does not know the story

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Thu 02/04/10 08:25 PM
Oh, OK

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Thu 02/04/10 08:22 PM
a bag of beans

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Thu 02/04/10 08:20 PM
I got to get my picture done at 1:00 2morrow then on to pick up bug at 3:00. So Im going shopping in between.

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Thu 02/04/10 08:16 PM
They say you treat the one who loves you the most worst...

I say those we love the most treats us the worst.

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Thu 02/04/10 08:14 PM
yeah, know one who cares about you or is in love with you treats you like poo poo.

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Thu 02/04/10 08:13 PM
You still like Top Gun too dont ya sneaks

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Thu 02/04/10 08:12 PM

my favorite line is

So trust me when I say if a guy is treating you like he doesn't give a ****, he genuinely doesn't give a ****. No exceptions.

That is a very true statement!

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