Heather !!! Who are you falling in like with ? Hmmmmmmmm ???? Im in like with someone tooo !!!

Actually I do know what you mean I am in the same position . Looking for
something meaningful .

Maybe youll find someone here . I think I have .

Goodluck .

Well you dirty ho lol .

I dunno what to tell you .
Im really thinking whats the problem your getting laid , right ? Just
get some !

Theres your mistake . Everyone at a bar or club wants to score . If your
looking for someone to settle down with try church or something .

Where are you picking them up at ?
You might wanna stay away from the corner .

Maybe your picking up the wrong kind of women then . You need to be on
the same page with someone . Also are you actually communicating that
your interested in taking a relationship further than sex ?

lol well actually I do look this gorgeous its no trick of lights

If women just want you for sex maybe you need to check yourself to see
if your lacking in personality ? Maybe they dont think your relationship
material ?

I think spandex is pretty much a NO all the time even in your own home .

I also hate to see women with bras on when there wearing a halter or
tube top . A strapless or convertible bra is a good investment .

Yes , you should log off before switching to another user account in
Windows . If you dont your basicly using double the resources .

I had a salami and pepperoni sandwich and my Mom made banana pudding for
dessert . Yummy .

Warning!!

Aliens are coming to abduct all the good looking and sexy people .
You should all be safe .

Im just posting to say goodbye .


Nahhh ..... but really I am off for a while to deal w/medical issues and
then off to Italy for 2weeks .

Not that anyone cares or will miss me but since everyone says bye bye
.... why shouldnt I .


Meg
megforhire

I LOOK at everyones profile . Everyones . Im a nosie person .

I floss and brush after eating and in the morning and before bed . Im
kind of obsessive about it .

When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell. So I always
have a few sessions
with my students. It helps them get over shyness and
usually, show-and-tell
is pretty tame. Kids bring in pet turtles, model
airplanes, pictures of fish
they catch, stuff like that. And I never, ever place
any boundaries or
limitations on them. If they want to lug it in to
school and talk about it,
they're welcome.
Well, one day this little girl, Erica, a very
bright, very outgoing kid,
takes her turn and waddles up to the front of the
class with a pillow
stuffed under her sweater.
She holds up a snapshot of an infant. "This is Luke,
my baby brother, and
I'm going to tell you about his birthday."

"First, Mom and Dad made him as a symbol o f their
love, and then Dad put a
seed in my Mom's stomach, and Luke grew in there. He
ate for nine months
through an umbrella cord."

She's standing there with her hands on the pillow,
and I'm trying not to
laugh and wishing I had my camcorder with me. The
kids are watching her in
amazement.
"Then, about two Saturdays ago, my Mom starts saying
and going, 'Oh, Oh, Oh,
Oh!' Erica puts a hand behind her back and groans.
"She walked around the
house for, like an hour, 'Oh, oh, oh!' Now this kid
is doing a hysterical
duck walk and groaning.
"My Dad called the middle wife. She delivers babies,
but she doesn't have a
sign on the car like the Domino's man. They got my
Mom to lie down in bed
like this." Then Erica lies down with her back
against the wall.
"And then, pop! My M om had this bag of water she
kept in there in case he
got thirsty, and it just blew up and spilled all
over the bed, like
psshhheew!" This kid has her legs spread with her
little hands miming water
flowing away. It was too much!

"Then the middle wife starts saying 'push, push,'
and 'breathe, breathe'.
They started counting, but never even got past ten.
Then, all of a sudden,
out comes my brother. He was covered in yucky stuff
that they all said it
was from Mom's play-center, so there must be a lot
of toys inside there."
Then Erica stood up, took a big theatrical bow and
returned to her seat. I'm
sure I applauded the loudest. Ever since then, when
it's show-and-tell day,
I bring my camcorder, just in case another "Middle
Wife" comes along.

I wish ...... impotence upon my ex.

A. What makes you nervous in general?
The police ...... honestly . I feel guilty rather ive done anything or
not .

B If you can come up with anything what makes you nerous on a first
date? Its according to how well I know the person . I cant really think
of anything that makes me nervous on a first date . Maybe if the cops
showed up .

A. What makes you nervous in general?
The police ...... honestly . I feel guilty rather ive done anything or
not .

B If you can come up with anything what makes you nerous on a first
date? Its according to how well I know the person . I cant really think
of anything that makes me nervous on a first date . Maybe if the cops
showed up .