OH EM EFF GEE!! THAT IS EFFIN PRICELESS!! that's how i'm going after the ladies from now on. that's a sure way to win a lady's heart.

to be quite sure. nobody is throwing a pity party here. the party we're having here has cake, fine imported venezuelan rum and other happys. whoever got off on the pity stop, missed the destination of this particular train. yeah, granted, i'm not happy about the events of the previous night, but for that very reason, i haven't called or attempted to contact ol girl. she stopped by earlier even. tonite the drinks are in honour of luke! TO LUKE! luke was wonderful and he will be missed. last nite, and tonite are two different nites. don't confuse the two. don't read in extra to what is posted.

i made a big mistake texting while drunk. i admit it. i think i may(not certain, but very probable all the same) have ruined my chances with this girl. next time i talk to her, will be in person, calmly and with time and definitely not inebriated. meantime, i'm mourning a death, i'm getting drunk and twisted. disapprove all you like, but at least get it straight....

NOW, proceed with flaming me as before, but now do so with an informed perspective. ciao for now sm:)e

- erick

triple combo cocktail of CNS depressants = no thinking. or very little if any at all. usually results in incapacitation and even if i can manage to open my eyes and recognize a device in front of me, i can't keep my eyes open long enougnh to do or say much of anytin stupid. teeeheehee.

wonderful.
blissfully unaware of any one or more of things.

gotta say, it's reassuring when so many people agree with me.

well, tootles poodles

i'm going to eat cake and take a nap... after i brush my teeth. bad dental hygiene is not only gross but detrimental t one's overall health. cheers

why... hmmm, i hadn't considered why. maybe because i feel really bad, and i want to feel differently. ol girl stopped by and was in and out, seemed so cold and businesslike. cos i'm lonely, and i hate my life. cos i'm fat and ugly. pick one or all and that's why i'm trying to get drunk.

haha, uhm... thanx. i'm trying to become a drunky this minute, but i've never been able to drink very well. sloshin down 1/3 to half cups of rum followed by a few sips of sweet raspberry tea.

erased ol girl's number from my fon so i'm not tempted to try n drunk txt anymore. gawd, i'm such an idiot.

wonderful idea. i'll take it under advisement. thank you.

you know, you're absolutely right. seriously. but seeing as how i can't go back and delete it and since i don't know which things specifically ur talking about are "TMI", this is the last u'll hear about it from me. thanks for everyone's opnions on the matter.

oh yeah, i killed it... that's for sure. she stopped by today even... just now. oh man, not a hug. nothing.

well... i've got PREMIUM imported venezuelan ron blanco/anejo in front of me. or i have some "older" magazines and store brand personal lubricant.

might as well get started on the rum. the others will see plenty of use in their own good time..

effin idiot

nope. i don't think she will either. if i do hear from her it might be in a week. but i'm to the point where i'm so embarrassed i wouldn't try to contact her first before then.

i can't recall ever liking a girl as much as i like her. just to be in her company really makes me happy. i want very much to be able to see her, but i feel like if i were to call her i would simply be annoying her or bothering her. and worse still if i simply showed up at her place of work with some flowers and a card, i feel like she'd think i was creepy. i'm gonna wait to hear from her. if i don't hear from her, then i'll wait the week, and plan something then.

well she hasn't expressed to me that she's freaked out, but it wouldn't surprise me if i did freak her out. i re-read what i txted last nite and i'm sittin there reading it thinking... man what a psycho... only with the realization that i'm the psycho who wrote those things. nothing stalkerish, nothing creepy, just real lovey-dovey type, i'd stop at nothing to make her happy type stuff. never went off and said anything quite as stupid as "ohmigawd i love you soooo much!" but, close enough... follow? it's almost implicit in the things i said. so i dunno. she did text me back, said i was very sweet, or somethin like that, and that she would talk to me tomorrow.

from the thread "negative post"

i was jes bein stupid. that's it. i'm guilty of drunk texting. which is as bad if not worse at times than drunk dialing. because with drunk texting ur stupidity can be saved for posterity, unless when u call someone drunk dialing they have a machine to record it on. i didn't say anything i didn't mean, i didn't say anything that was mean, i jes said somethings that could have gone without saying until i had a better idea of how they might be received is all. that's what i did. i am a lovey drunk fool. i hardly EVER drink. i guess the whole thing with the death in the family... but whatever... nevermind. that's nothing that needs to be brought back up. hope this satisfies everyone's curiosity. if not ur welcome to message me in private. i think i've done enough airing out my stupid personal drama and business on the forum boards. unless u guys really live for my petty drama, i'd just as soon save the rest of the people on this forum the wasted time reading my petty BS.

my most sincere apologies for wasting as much space as i have.

that's me. a complete and utter fool. i have embarrassed myself beyond the point which i can recover and conduct myself confidently.

gosh i'm a flippin idiot.

can't change the past. too late for that, the damage is done. wasn't it the scarecrow in the wizard of oz who only wanted a brain?

no more out of me

Ever thought about counselling?


and who exactly is ocunseling supposed to help??

besides the couneslor obviousiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiily. i can't probperly describe the dynamic that exists between me n ol girl, but i know this. i've gone stupid crazy in love foer this girl. is she reallly wrhth it? if she would be mind i ugess it would b.e something.

i like this girl, i cn't eplain it. she's so gentle and beautiful with me. heeeeeer coni'm noy mskin drndr snymotr...i'ms dhuyup alk to u latersz
icao r ow

u seem like nice people. thanks i think? i just feel like a big sissy for having gotten so twisted up over a girl. do u kno? i mean, i won't lie, she's the prettiest girl i've EVER eve,, kissed before but that's no excuse for not acting like a man. i jussst feeeeel seeom connection withher, however slight. i feellike she udnerstands me and doesn't judg eme. do u kno? i feel like i'm below her, i don'thave a job, i don'thave a steady source of income, i can't show her the good time she derserves. i wanna show her how much happiness she brings me. i'm a sad, pathetic depressed person. she could do sooooo much better, i dunno

counseling? nah, i was jes indulging several illegal substances on the DEA's list and drunk texting ol girl. i mean, nothing bad, mostly i was jes complimenting her, and telling her how wonderful she is, but she finally text me back. i apologized to her. she said she'll talk to me tomorrow.
i'm an idiot. i freely admit it
she's way too beautiful for me

ah forget it, we go full on cocktail tonite! ethyl alcohol, diacetyle morphine, alprazolam and a song eric clapton is famous for. i say.... fuggedaboutit

besides ol girl text me back. made me feel like a complete idiot. i mean, more so than usual. drunk texting is not the way to go. she's maybe the best thing in my liife right now. can' see so straight nomore. but aths' ok. it's just general discussion. i like this girl so much. haven't liked a girl like this ever before in my life. feel like im blowin it. i duno what i'a talkin aobut nyeray. she's too pretty for em. i on't knkw what i have to offer her and u guys are gona flame me for this anwyay.

i'll hlep u along. io' a a sad pathetic lowlife loser who trolls the interned for misplaced sympathy in the hopes of feeling just a little it btter about my miserable life. thanks for playing. your comments to follow;:

oh no... see i have the antidote for whatever damage it may cause to my kidneys, copious amounts of intravenously injected mexican black tar heroin always does the trick. plus some bbq pork ribs. no need for a visit to the ER. it's all good.

cheers!

drunk dialing/texting. no quicker way to a woman's heart than to tell her all the things u kno would turn her off when ur sober when ur good and twisted. and ur a real master of ur craft when u can effect the slurred speech and convey ur level of intoxication in a text message. that takes skills there u kno. she's gonna fall in love with me now for sure. how o=could she not? she's be crazy to think there's someone out tthere in this world with more self-control and devotion towards her. just crazy. so i'm gonna let her knkow thata. oh man, i looooooooooooove u gaiz. don't u nderstadn that? u gaizzz are the BBEST inte edh whole waid wullrdl! big iisss, 4 u. MMMMMMMMUEAH! i love yous!

gardez l'eau, became simply "l'eau" which has been misspelled for who knows how long now. just felt like sharing some completely USELESS trivia. if there's something at all i'm good for, it would be USELESS trivia. useless anything really. cheers!

since nobody seems to wanna stay ontopic, i guess i'll go off topic too. i found my bottle of wine and my stash of xanax!!! woot woot!!