I think i'm in love.... wtf is going on, lol.

my dirty mind syndrome is kickin in >.>

You know, Katrina, you're pretty cute... too bad we live so far away!

so is farting... but we all do it

with a monkey on his shoulder.

The bartender says, "Are you crazy? You can't bring that monkey in here! Get out now!"

The owner of the monkey pleads with the bartender. "Please just let me stay for one drink. I'll even buy a round for the house, i'll make sure my monkey behaves himself."

With some hesitation, the bartender nods and gives him the drink. While the man sits quietly, the monkey starts going crazy: Spilling over trash cans and knocking over drinks and just making a huge mess when finally he comes to the pool table and he takes the cue ball and swallows it whole... the bartender yells, "Get that filthy rat out of here! And don't come back!"

So about a month later, the same scenario... the guy with the monkey comes in, yada yada yada... says he'll buy 2 drinks for the house this time. The bartender again hesitates and let's him have his drink. About a minute later, the monkey starts going all ape **** on the place again knocking over trash cans, spilling drinks... then he comes to a jar of cherries and pulls one out and sticks it up his butt and then eats it!

The bartender yells in disgust, "Did you see what that filthy primate did?! He stuck the damn cherry up his ass and ate it!"

The owner nods, "Yep, ever since he **** that cue ball last week, he measures everything."

Haha, "Relationship Guru of Rejection?" I like it! lol. Kev and I will be here to counsel you through the many rejections that you might and will face on this site... so no pressure ^^ Just have fun! lol.

Welcome Zackattack(lol, funny name). What do you need help with today? Besides girls... cause God knows we all need that... that's why we're on a dating site :P

Aw Damn >.>

You were my freaking idol ever since i started posting because of how buff you are and now I come to find out that I wasn't even "OK????" lol. Just kidding, man :P

There is also pretending you are a Mute... all you have to do is impress her without talking to her :P It's easy! lol

What good is the mind if it is not in the gutter, may I ask? lol.

I would
but then again, there was this girl that I was playing a game with in the back of the bus called "Truth or Dare," (sound familiar?). Anyway, she told me to truthfully tell if i was gay who would I choose as my lover... and it was a guy named Kurt...
I talk to much when i'm tired >.>

haha, nvm, i'll shutup now

it is Stoked... not so sure about STROKED though :P Sorry, it was funny... i had to say something :) Didn't mean to crack on your spelling or anything if that offended you, Katrina.

and 'lol' Kendra and Runpenzo... ok i'm done ^^

Mutual Match is evil >.> The love of my life was Mutually Matched with me and I was like, "Oh hey, cool, she actually WANTS me too!" lol. So, I went through all the procedures of sending her an e-mail and... nothing >.> She read it and everything, but didn't so much as reply to it ; ;

*clears throat* Anyway... this is exactly what i did... i clicked on Search > Mutual Match > Find More Matches... follow this procedure and you should be ok ^^

That was harsh >.> Men NEED their ego stroked! At LEAST five times a day! Or is that just me?

That is actually what i was going to put. The Notebook made me cry hardcore :P But so did "Click:... that wasn't really a Romance :P

Well.. now Thursday seems THAT much closer... I'll let you all know how it goes, lol.. for now, i'm going to bed -_-

Exactly why it's funny! Who knows, maybe she'll be like me... That'd be cool, huh?

It's funny how funny you DON'T think this is, lol. I, for one, think it's funny that a 43 year old woman, who is old enough to be my mom, is considering dating an 18 year old man, hence old enough to be her son :P