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my son seizure free is my wish I will wish for that too 
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"Here's my sign"
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~man who walk sideways thru turnstile... going to bankok~
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ok then, let a big ole butt cheek flappin toot out. if they stay then, u have already been as rude as possible, just laugh and leave.
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stand up an pee yourself.....might work
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jump up on the table, make a huge scene by howling and slinging things AROOOOOOOO!......if he or she stays then take em to a motel room. u r gonna have some fun fo-sho! leave a five dollar bill with a thank you note. they will never call again.
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danged itch! i keep chasing all over my back
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"I'm sorry. I know we have been speaking for thrity minutes, but upon reflection, I have deduced that I am gay. It just hit me. I rather do apologize sir/mam. But I must go and explore this new fascinating revelation about me. Ta-ta!" what if 'she' removes her dog collar, revealing a large adam's apple, grabs ur wrist with a mechanics grip and says' it ok babe, my name is really Tim and i repair transmissions". |
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Willy Wonka to make a never empty never warm beer
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quit staring at my ****
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MUD WRESTLING
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green f'n frog
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I like PIE!!!
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Im with Jane --->
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Feed me n .... me
Yeah, I know: .. and watch you roll over -- SNORING!!! I thought that was the ultimate compliment for good sex. 
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im really simple n easy. Feed me n .... me
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Guys, you forget one important contradiction: While most of the guys tend to fall in love through their eyes, most of the women tend to ... through their EARS!!! Thus, if you cannot "pull the wool" over the woman's ears with your tongue -- that's what Ladylid2012 meant by "tongue work" primerily (among other things), I think -- then your plainly out of luck and might as well join the ranks of queeres (i.e. Homos..)!!! ____________________________  ____________________________
I lust thru my eyes, like thru my ears and love thru my stomach |
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I may get outlandish but never lie!
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I Lie Constantly!!!
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SPREAD THE WORD.......please 
I'm my own terrorist Akmehd: SILENCE.........I keel u! |
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Even if I was mega rich, I would act like I was just eking out a living
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