i'll fall in love with a woman in 10 seconds if she brings me dinner naked...! i think after that i'll call her all the time...!

never had a problem saying hi to hot women, supermarket or whatever, whenever, where ever... my problem is when they find out that i have bills and a mortgage, kid with child support. a little bit of baggage, and will probably never go to some different country for vacation every other month..., and that going to happy hour to meet all her friends every other night is totally out of the question...!

my ex was 12 years older than me, and we were together for 6 years...
maybe that she looked younger than i did helped, but never the less, it
was a exciting relationship...!

your heart, your mind, your health, and your pocket book...

Is there really a Mr. Right out there? I think there's nothing but Mr.
Rights' out there. That's why I was told to admit when I am wrong...!

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS *

40ish 49+
Adventurous Slept with everyone
Athletic No Breasts
Average Looking MOOOOO
Beautiful Pathological Liar
Emotionally Secure On Medication, usually Prozac
Feminist Fat
Free Spirit Junkie
Friendly Slut
New Age Excessive body hair
Old Fashioned No blowjobs buddy
Open Minded Desperate
Long Walks on the Beach Been dumped several times
Candle lit dinners Severe acne
Outgoing Loud and embarrassing
Professional *****
Voluptuous Very fat
Large Frame Grossly obese
Seeking Soul mate Stalker (get restraining order)

WOMEN'S ENGLISH TRANSLATIONS

1. YES = NO
2. NO = YES
3. MAYBE = NO
4. WE NEED = I WANT
5. I'M SORRY = YOU'LL BE SORRY SOON
6. WE NEED TO TALK = YOU'RE IN TROUBLE NOW
7. SURE, GO RIGHT AHEAD = OH HELL NO, YOU'D BETTER NOT
8. NO, I'M NOT UPSET = OF COURSE I'M PISSED OFF, YOU MORON
9. CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING = LEAVE ME ALONE ASSHOLE

18 to 99, at least those are the choices I get... I was with a woman who
was 12 years older than I was, and we were together for 5.5 years... She
looked younger than I did...

I'm curious..., someone dechiper my profile. I'm curious to see what
would be someone else's interpretation of the few words that I wrote
down...

It's actually spelled decipher, and it's really used for ancient texts
or in linguistics. It's typically used metaphorically to mean something
like 'understanding'. If a woman can decipher a mans profile and
understand him, wouldn't that be just a wonderful thing... There would
be no reading of minds or speaking for him, or something of that
nature... <has tear in eye> One day it could be possible...

I relish in the fact that I truly believe in chivalry... Call it old
fashion? I think that is the way it should be, but I also do believe in
modern thinking... I'll make the first move, but I don't chase... There
are way too many fish out in the sea to put your self out to be
manipulated... Geez you would have to be desperate or something... I
will have to say I love making friends more than making lovers... Is
that old fashion too...?

I didn't read all the posts, but just leave him alone... Guys just want
to be left alone. We don't want to be saved, call it a stubborn guy
thing, but when we pull away. It's not a game to pull us back... Just be
patient and don't make anything happen... It always happens on its
own...