Why did she give him her phone number anyway? Go with your friend to meet the guy and then let her tell him that she isn't interested and tell her to tell him that it is best that he doesnt contact her anymore......

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"

She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "NO! I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology, and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."

To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?!"

A preacher walks into a bar and says, "Anybody who wants to go to heaven, stand up."

Everybody stands up except for a drunk standing way off in the corner.

The preacher says, "My son, don't you want to go to heaven when you die?"

The drunk looks startled and replies, "When I die? Sure. I thought you were taking a load up now!"

omg, your cracking me up with these opposite threads..

A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed limit. He notices a police car with its red lights on in his rear view mirror. He thinks "I can outrun this guy," so he floors it and the race is on. The cars are racing down the highway -- 60, 70, 80, 90 miles an hour.

Finally, as his speedometer passes 100, the guy figures "what the heck," and gives up. He pulls over to the curb.

The police officer gets out of his cruiser and approaches the car. He leans down and says "Listen mister, I've had a really lousy day, and I just want to go home. Give me a good excuse and I'll let you go."

The man thought for a moment and said... "Three weeks ago, my wife ran off with a police officer. When I saw your cruiser in my rear view mirror, I thought that you were the officer and that you were trying to give her back to me!"

A husband and wife were getting ready for bed one evening.
"Honey," the fellow asked, "do you want to make love tonight?"
"No dear, not tonight," she replied.
"Is that your final answer?"
"Yes, that is my final answer!"
"In that case," he said, "may I phone a friend

Oh my god, is this thread here because of the other one about it was going to hurt? I'm rolling on the floor...

Welcome to JSH.

I am not sleepy but probably need to go to sleep soon...any good bedtime stories?

does that mean your job will fire you for smiling? hahaha or just that cause your at work you dont have anything to smile about?

its a nice pic. you kinda looked like you were in a little pain from almost trying to force a smile but its still a good pic overall...

calling it Vday kinda makes it sound like an STD... But happy valentines day everyone..

hey thanks

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why dont the two of you become friends

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