Wanna see a trick I learned in prison?

Are you drunk, or is that just a lazy eye?

Mind if I hang out here til it's safe back where I farted?

It would be even cooler if they'd just build miniature 24 hr convenience stroes into the leasing offices of the apartment complexes around here. Snacks, cigarettes, toilet paper and all those commodities just a short walk through the courtyard.

What are your preferences...

Coke or Pepsi - Might have a Coke once every 10th day
Coffee or Tea - Sweet Tea every day
Ginger or MaryAnn - Mary Ann any day
Beach or Lake - Lake on a Summer day
Beer or Wine - cold Beer on a hot day
Antonio Banderas or Brad Pitt - Brad Pitt on his worst day
cat or dog - The cat came back the very next day
Beatles or Rolling Stones - The Beatles Eight Days a Week

20 Minutes

20 minutes, the clock is ticking
Not time to be picky
About the words I’m picking
What to write about
I don’t know
Can’t express feelings
Or emotions show
Those take too much thought
Random words and time
Are all I’ve got
Dammit!
A moments of writers’ block
While I’m racing against the clock
Just gotta keep typing
And typing and typing
Gotta quit my griping
No time for distraction
Just keep my fingers in action
See what words come out
See what this poem is about
Probably about nothing
The words are in my head
But they need to be on paper instead
They float in the air before me
Try and catch them and put them into a story
But a story about what?
My mind is stuck in a rut
No real subject comes into mind
And I’m running out of time
This puts me in a bind
Especially to make this rhyme
All I have left is about nine minutes
Now this poem, I’m deeper within it
Can’t keep my eyes off the clock
About what should I talk?
Too late to decide now
But still in the beginning
I couldn’t firgure out how
To do any writing
That might be award winning
Damn, my lines are getting lame
Hopefully the words I’m writing
Won’t start sounding the same
Although, the clock might save me
And violate this goal
I’ll try not to do
And be caught misbehaving
Oh God! Only three minutes left
I have to start closing
How am I going to finish this?
I must start supposing
How about just ending it now,
Because in the time it took me
To think of these last few lines
My time has run out.

Nawh, Rodin just thought my crap was important enough to set in stone and bronze.

Wha'do you think? Trying to sport some new mohawk style? Or lost a bet?

Also DOT and Snell approved for motorcycle riding

A whole new meaning to hat hair

If you served it on a plate, could probably trick me into eating this hair.

This guy's got a little more than just eyes in the back of his head.

Did you ever know Dr. Seuss was a hairstylist before he wrote childrens' books?



This is the child of a human...and a Fraggle



Not so sure I can pick on this one. It's actually kinda cool.

shhhhh, be cool

if the authorities ask, you haven't seen me

...just came back under a different name I wanted when I first signed up. Some may know me, most, probably not. Maybe others will recognise me in due time. Gotta start over. Now I'm back to newb status. We'll see ya.

Looks to me by the color code in the second link like Leo or Aires

http://www.kamalkapoor.com/compatibility/sagittarius.asp

http://www.cafeastrology.com/moonsignsagittariuscompatibility.html