A Message by George Carlin:

The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness.

We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.

We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.

We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things.

We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less.

These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete...

Remember; spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever.

Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side.

Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a cent.

Remember, to say, 'I love you' to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you.

Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person will not be there again.

Give time to love, give time to speak! And give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind.

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

George Carlin

Nope. They get pregnant then you get married. Uh, sorry.......rambling again.

I am exactly what I present. A well travelled, semi-educated redneck, hehe.

Shawn

Now maybe if it was a KISS poster...now your talkin.

Damn, I was just dreaming of the lake. Racing combines ? Now I wont be satisfied all weekend, hehe.

Pig knuckles, pigs feet..old old south or soul food. When in Rome.......

Nope.

Uh..
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If sour cream is sour, then why does it have an expiration date?

George Carlin words of wisdom

Ha. No one here seems to think so. Too many kids (4). Too many ex wives (2). 42 with an 8 and 10 yr old.
Not the best catch in my neck of the woods I guess.

Done. Thanks for the help, hehe.

Love to drive......Open road sometimes lets me get away from everyday and just enjoy the ride.

Thats the ones I want to hear from, hehe. Unless you have some constructive criticism......

What do you guys think?

A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he

> realizes it's a gay bar.

> >

> > But what the heck, he says to himself, 'I can

> really use a drink.

> > '

> > When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy,

> 'What's the name of

> > your wee wee?'

> >

> > The cowboy says, 'Look, I'm not into any of

> that, all I want is a drink.

> > '

> > The gay waiter says, 'I'm sorry but I

> can't serve you until you tell me

> > the

> > name of your wee wee.

> >

> > Mine for instance is called Nike, for the slogan

> 'Just

> > Do It,' and that guy down at the end of the bar

> calls his Snickers,

> > because

> > it really 'Satisfies.

> > '

> > The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells

> him he will give him a

> > second to think it over.

> >

> > So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left, who is

> sipping on a beer,

> > 'Hey bud, what's the name of yours?' The

> man looks back and says with a

> > smile 'Timex,' and the thirsty cowboy asks,

> 'Why Timex?' The fella proudly

> > replies, 'Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps

> on tickin!'

> >

> > A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fellas on his

> right, who happen

> > to

> > be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, 'So, what

> do you guys call yours?'

> > The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims,

> 'FORD, because Quality is

> > Job One.

> >

> > ' Then he adds, 'Have you driven a Ford

> lately?'

> > The guy next to him then says, 'I call mine CHEVY,

> 'Like A Rock.

> >

> > ' and gives a wink.

> >

> > Even more shaken the Cowboy has to think for a moment

> before he comes up

> > with a name. He exclaims, 'The name of my wee wee

> is 'SECRET.

> >

> > ' Now give me a beer.

> > '

> > The bartender begins to pour the Cowboy a beer, but

> with a puzzled look

> > asked, 'Why Secret?'

> >

> > The cowboy says, 'Because it's STRONG ENOUGH

> FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A

> > WOMAN

This has been my experience as well. Everyone I seem to click with lives 1000 miles away. Just the luck of the Irish I guess.

My Mom would probably pick someone out that would be on me all the time to sit up straight and not to put my elbows on the table....by the way, Im not a nerd and I love sex. Just cant seem to find the right lady to have it with long term, hehe.

Thats all good. The problem is being entranced with someone where you think love will overcome all problems. It doesnt! My ex and I will always love each other but came to realize we could never live with each other. Too many differences. But at least we get along for the kids sake.....

Hummers......I like you already....