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Thu 05/06/10 11:34 PM

_________ Hey, GTA guys _(40 and older)_________

Get ready for Friday, May 7th - Singles Dance!!!

---------------- HAVA NAGILA night club ----------------

____________SORRY, age 40+ ONLY!!!(for guys)_________
................................................ask for Jane Star

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Thu 05/06/10 11:27 PM
Not really, just a hint of. (Apparently, too much of a hint for them)!

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Thu 05/06/10 11:18 PM
Two years ago, I posted the only digitised pic I have. But the management deleted it -- they said its much too sexy!!!

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Thu 05/06/10 11:11 PM
Which reminds me of a joke:
One day, Jackie was on the subway -- all seats were busy so she had to stand. Suddenly, she felt somebody rubbung her back,, She tuned around and there's a man methodically rubbing her back!
J: Hey what the f. are you doing???
M: Oh, forgive me, hope I didn't inconvenienced you. You see, I'm from the planet Mars!
J: I don't believe you, who do you take me for?
M: I'll prove it to you: he unzipped his pants and... instead of the usual male part, J. saw a big EYE stearing at her!!!
J: so what the hell are you rubbing my back for???
M: Oh, THAT'S HOW WE MULTIPLY!!!

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Thu 05/06/10 10:54 PM
Oh, I wish I could show you mine,
but, unfortunately, my system is not 100% up -- nothing tp dp with being afraid!!!

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Thu 05/06/10 10:50 PM
. I participate constructively in solving the issues.

That's an admirable attitude! flowerforyou

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Thu 05/06/10 10:34 PM
... or a bag over her head

Looking at your pic, I can see you already got your bag on! laugh

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Thu 05/06/10 09:09 PM
Here is my first gift for you.....a big ole pile of dishes

Already??? I thought that comes after at least a week of living together???

You sure are pressing the time (or your luck), baster!!!

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Thu 05/06/10 08:59 PM
Edited by JaneStar1 on Thu 05/06/10 09:00 PM
Even if i was rich, I would act normal and not just buy a flood of gifts

Err, What's NORMAL, if not a flood of gifts???

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Thu 05/06/10 08:54 PM
Sure, Bush drove the economy into the hole, and now everybody blame Obama (and expect him performing some black magic) << no pan intended!

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Thu 05/06/10 08:42 PM
How about a check? will you take a check?


Sorry, Money orders, or Certified checks -- nothing personal!

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Thu 05/06/10 08:36 PM
LIBERATED WOMEN can go for weeks without any beef(cakes)!!!

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Thu 05/06/10 08:31 PM
They appreciate guys that can make it on nothing and still have a positive attitude.

Oh, sure, as a friend! But after a year of living together with the guy who's got nothing but a positive attitude, he better have a credit card handy!!!

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Thu 05/06/10 08:19 PM
Put something other than money into that slot.

* * * Very funny!!! laugh

Yet, Most of women use "that slot" as a bagaining tool which goes to the highest bidder!!!

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Thu 05/06/10 06:57 PM
Madam LouLou, your wish is granted:
YOUR ABSOLUTELY CORRECT: there IS more to love than just the money!!!

The problem at hand here is one of failed expectations, I think.

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Thu 05/06/10 06:42 PM
Some things (especially nonsense) don't deserve rebutals!!!

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Thu 05/06/10 06:25 PM
When a woman meets me it takes her all about 15 minutes to figure out that I have "stuff going on"

Silly me, I was under impression the OP was about maintaining the relationship with a "big spender", not picking one up!

Certainly, if you "pulled a wool over the girl's eyes" when you first met her, then you better live up to the image. However, after a year of living together, most of the financial "I's" better be dotted!

On the other hand, I would be very cautious before taking an advise from a 42-year Young (already-divorced) person -- regardless of how many cars he has!

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Thu 05/06/10 05:28 PM
I'm not sure of the quotation you're referring to, but Asimov, as I recall, once said:
Having no unusual coincidence is far more unusual
than any coincidence could possibly be
.


In other words, I presume there's nothing special in the matter of coincidences, i.e. some omen, or predisposition?

Oh, wha a boring place this world is!!!!

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Thu 05/06/10 04:39 PM
Edited by JaneStar1 on Thu 05/06/10 05:35 PM
how can a man please a woman without money

First of all, realize that Money is an equivalent with which we can afford the necessities -- things that give us pleasure.
In that case, you've gotta assume the role of that equivalent for her -- so that she forgets about the matterial stuff:

1. Stimulating conversation (preferrably around some common goal);
2. Bring back the passion:
- be as affectionate as before she's moved in,
- massage... or creative foreplay...
- sex -- not just an intercourse, but the whole "9 yards", i.e.
.........the atmosphere, the surroundings, the music, etc.
3. From time to time, spoil her with various presents, in addition to flowers every weekend, etc.

Either that, OR realize your incapable of that, in which case a decision has to be made:
If she's worth it, then SHUT UP and continue putting up with her spending habits,
OR go ahead and follow any of the above advises!!!

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Thu 05/06/10 02:23 PM
Phyllis must've become a bit sy-Philis-tical! laugh

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