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Tue 07/28/09 04:56 AM
Hey little shrimp its your shrimp daddy

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Tue 07/28/09 04:34 AM

This thread would fit comfortably within a virginity preservation forum.laugh drinker


Okay why?

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Tue 07/28/09 04:24 AM



Hahahaha...this is so funny!

So....one can ONLY use this site for sex.... in the rules according to Mr SexJerk...


rofl


well think for a second if your interested in a person and they are also interested the eventually you will have sex it's human nature duh..

And thats what this site is for dating right???
Listen, for most of us, this place ia alot of fun. We joke and, play around. Do you know anything about that? And, if by chance, we happen to meet someone, all the better. Have you checked out all of the different forum's? There is not one that is specifically for getting laid.


Joking and having fun? what is that?? I'm really lost now i thought this was all serious no laughing well excuse me!

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Tue 07/28/09 04:21 AM

And cute little dork is not name calling...hello? slaphead

Methinks you may need to figure out what YOU are SUPPOSED to do...and not be overly concerned about the rest of us...

trust me, we aren't.bigsmile


Oh no well at least i called you a cute dork i could have been mean and just called you dork see i'am a nice person

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Tue 07/28/09 04:11 AM




Hahahaha...this is so funny!

So....one can ONLY use this site for sex.... in the rules according to Mr SexJerk...


rofl


well think for a second if your interested in a person and they are also interested the eventually you will have sex it's human nature duh..

And thats what this site is for dating right???


It's for many things...you can use it to get laid....

some use it to develop friendships...others to learn more of other cultures..some would like to widen their dating field..

Statistically the probability of me finding a date on this site is 897000 to one...I am the only Australian in the forums, and with a New Zealand woman poster, one of two posters for this corner of the world.



Whereas, if I walk out into the loungeroom and ask nicely, I could go on a date tomorrow...bigsmile





how did you get the numbers that is so adorable you actually did the math for this site you are a cute little dork

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Tue 07/28/09 04:07 AM


Man some of you get chicks and guys as well have more than 10,000 forum post do you get paid for that or what? SEriously aren't dating sites suppost to get you laid? Think about it really think about it?



With your sunny personality, I'm sure you are well on your way to getting laid.



"Man some of you get chicks and guys as well have...."


WTF is get chicks?

"have more than 10,000 forum post"

It's posts. POSTS as in more than one...


Oh sorry man i didn't realize you were homosexua. "respect"

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Tue 07/28/09 04:02 AM

Hahahaha...this is so funny!

So....one can ONLY use this site for sex.... in the rules according to Mr SexJerk...


rofl


well think for a second if your interested in a person and they are also interested the eventually you will have sex it's human nature duh..

And thats what this site is for dating right???

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Tue 07/28/09 03:56 AM
Iam not looking for my dream woman missy what about you with your 2693 im sure there was a diamond in the rough with all that hard work somewhere in there right?

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Tue 07/28/09 03:31 AM
Man some of you get chicks and guys as well have more than 10,000 forum post do you get paid for that or what? SEriously aren't dating sites suppost to get you laid? Think about it really think about it?

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Sun 07/26/09 09:45 PM
Well i just finally just broke up with her and she threw a screwdriver at me then, we yelled at each other, then we had ruff angry sex all over my apartment. Thanks for all your input in the first post even tho most of you all didn't know what you were talking about but thanks alot AndyBgood your first reply was well noted.

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Sun 07/26/09 08:09 PM
**** im mean to her all the time she doesn't get it when i said psycho i meant psycho backbone my ***!

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Sun 07/26/09 07:20 PM

Punch her in the face and tell her you are dumping her because you dont like her broken nose.


Spoken like a true bad *** maybe ill just pop out one of her fake ****. dude you are mean as hell

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Sun 07/26/09 07:11 PM
looking for girls who aren't afriad to break a naillaugh :tongue:

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Sun 07/26/09 07:08 PM
Well it all started off innocently enough well not really lol ;) but now i have a psycho girlfriend that iam going to break up with soon does anyone know what to do or has a this problem? She is really rude to my friends and wants to be where i'am 24/7 geez! How to let her down easy i was thinking of telling her i was gay lol.

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Sun 07/26/09 04:12 PM
Yeah yeah, well there is a method to the madness i'm smart id id like to get my profile on the top of the list does anyone know how to do that or is it all randomized?

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Sun 07/26/09 03:36 PM
My profile doesn't show up in search results, also how would you get it to come up first, at the top of the list? I'm lazy and don't really want to do alot of work. Thanks your help and info would be much appreciated.

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