Note to self.. .. No Mexican food and drinks on a first date .

Get a dog....
Blame it....
Winner winner, chicken dinner

I've heard that in some cultures burping after a meal is considered a compliment, so maybe farting after sex can be considered one too......lol

It's just a fart dude, in a relationship if that's the only thing you are worried about you should be happy, there are far worse things that could happen.

wear this everytime you're with her then



This is a Disposable Underpad that will apparently mask the scent of your farts. And it is to be worn inside of your underwear!

http://www.likecool.com/Would_You_Wear_a_Deodorized_Fart_Pad--Other--Gear.html

Jimmy (twofarts) Roy

Hasn't she ever heard, it's better to bare the shame than bare the pain?

First of all, that is funny. Now dont get me wrong im not laughing at you, im laughing with you. Get over it, in a couple of months yall will be laughing about it, if you dont kill her with your smell first.....

Don't keep track of who's up on who in this category, just not worth it... Just let it be a part of the past and know if they are the one, it will happen in the future and if it's at a funny time, learn to laugh about it! (but don't do the war zone, just not cool unless you are showing a son how to be gross... )

Otherwise you are way too serious about life...

OK so I'm telling on myself. The one and only time I "tooted" around my hubby it was pretty epic! I don't normally eat spicy and my stomach was pretty tore up. We were sitting on the beach playing a game with shells and some birds were feeding next to us. I leaned forward kinda fast and the pressure made me "toot" it was like gunfire! Hell i startled myself even the birds flew off! It was horribly embarrassing. He didn't just chuckle he LAUGHED! He still teases me about the birds. I've yet to hear him cut one. :-( he says he loves me anyway!

Just a fart? Get ready there will be morning breath, smells, body odour, sweating, sniffing, picking your nose when you think no-ones watching, no make-up for the woman, bed hair, snoring and so much more. We are human and our bodies are made a certain way. This is where you find out what sought of foundation your relationship is built on, fantasy or reality.

Don't be embarrass jimmy as we said in Spanish "Es descanso del cuerpo" Is when your body relax. Lol we all do here and there.

Ya well as long as it doesn't sound like a war zone and the explosions are freely going off every few seconds... you should be fine. It's part of life.

You're a rapist.....
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Top feminist academics that have respectable diverse doctorates from medieval art, 6th century English to Women’s Studies gathered at the University of Toronto meeting center to discuss if human flatulence could be sexist.
Ashleigh Ingle a proud feminist and an anarchist argued that because of patriarchal gender norms women were not allowed to release gas in public because of men’s unreal expectations of women to be clean and feminine. Furthermore she articulated that if a woman was to fart in the presence of a man and the man responded by farting louder than the woman, than that would be rape.
“By farting louder the man is using passive aggressive violence to position himself as dominant, this intimidates the woman to subconsciously not release as much flatulence and thus the woman fearing for her safety doesn’t fart as loud as a sign of submissiveness, this in turn contributes to rape culture and women being oppressed.”
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http://thewaterpipe.wordpress.com/2013/12/22/can-a-fart-be-misogynist/

You see, this is one of the big differences between men and woman. Woman go to lengths to try to hide the " deed".. running into another room.. turning water on.. making some sort of louder diversion

Men.. well, we take pride in " letting it rip"... at times I clearly remember competitions.. and yes, pride in winning.. " taking home the gold"

In my opinion, It should be a Olympic event

When you are alone in a forest.

Do your farts embarrass you?

If you are in a relationship, especially if both of you are so closed. It doesn't matter at all, as other said it happens. The good thing to do is, make fun of it and laughed. So the person won't be embarrassed.

Trumpets Of Jericho?

I work in an office and I heard my manager hold in his sneeze but his fart had other ideas yesterday.

According to a study, the smell of farts , or hydrogen sulfide, can have some incredible health benefits.

The study emanating from Devon, England, states that not only does farting help the farter live longer, but the smell of the farts can quell dementia. In addition to helping people remember your farting around them when they were younger, smelling farts could help with heart disease, diabetes, and even arthritis. The stinkier the better. The scientists say the risk of cancer, heart attacks, and strokes can be reduced by simply farting.
http://uproxx.com/life/farts-are-good-for-you/

Loool those little moments can be embarrassing.

Like Shriek says better out than in

There are bigger things to worry about than fluffing like starving kids, homeless people, death.
what next burbs?