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Wed 01/13/16 05:14 PM
I presumed he was referring to the ill-effects beer would have on his manly prowess but I didn't really want to get into too many details!

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Wed 01/13/16 05:06 PM
The miracle will be you getting through the door never mind coffee!
laugh rofl biggrin

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Wed 01/13/16 05:01 PM
622

Hi Marie flowerforyou

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Wed 01/13/16 04:50 PM
Yes. That is all. Thank you.

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Wed 01/13/16 03:32 PM
Slow Loris


I want that one!

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Wed 01/13/16 03:06 PM
People ask for sex?!

In my experience it happens organically.
If someone asks "When are we going to have sex?" or "Will we have sex tonight?" or even "Do you want sex?" then they aren't reading the signs and if they aren't able to understand me without me spelling things out, then the answer is "No". Plus if it was going to happen, they would be in no doubt and wouldn't have to ask.

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Wed 01/13/16 03:01 PM
Sounds like War of the Worlds to me, not that I'm an expert or anything...or am I?

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Wed 01/13/16 02:58 PM
Palm

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Wed 01/13/16 02:57 PM
Clash Of Clans
I've missed you!

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Wed 01/13/16 06:46 AM
noway laugh slaphead

I still laughed though

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Wed 01/13/16 06:39 AM
620

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Tue 01/12/16 02:44 PM
Invite the hot neighbour around for some warming soup.

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Tue 01/12/16 02:38 PM
This is has been my word since the start of the new year and I will continue throughout the year. I believe in in making resolutions I can keep!

Bless you xx

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Sun 01/10/16 04:18 PM
Edited by EmJ1504 on Sun 01/10/16 04:19 PM
606 waving

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Thu 01/07/16 02:22 PM
You are needy, insecure and too much hard work.
I am not interested in seeing you again.
I am not being mean, I'm being as polite as possible.
When I mentioned interest in adopting, I meant an actual child, not you!
Grow up or failing that, find someone else to annoy.

I'm thankful I'm not judging all men based on this one (all the guys should be thankful too!)

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Thu 01/07/16 11:56 AM
Bossom Buddies

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Mon 01/04/16 02:27 PM
Edited by EmJ1504 on Mon 01/04/16 02:28 PM


Loved this game but my sister and I were so competitive the balls went flying everywhere! (Thankfully we have both grown up a little so less flying balls around the house)

Just noticed after posting that some eejit has stuck the eyes on the nostrils of this one!

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Mon 01/04/16 02:10 PM
Yes

Have you ever been stuck to think of something for the 'Have You Ever' thread?

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Mon 01/04/16 02:06 PM
Not him, but he is here beside me!

Annie

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Mon 01/04/16 02:05 PM
Good Strong Tune

IBH

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