No1phd posted the thread for women to answer how they keep their men happy So I figured we needed to put the other side of the coin up as well. So c'mon guys lets show these women what we can and will do to keep them happy and interested.

I always tried to be attentive and considerate of her and her wants and needs. Trying to keep things spicy and romantic. I do give one hell of a massage too.

Sugar-Maroon5

You can practice on me if you'ld like.

Roll Roll Roll Your Joint
Twist it at the end
Take a puff
thats enough
Pass it a friend.

I've been single so long now I don't think I even know the things a woman would need to do to keep me happy. I guess she will have to figure it out for both of us.

WTF!! It's so damn cold outside. My eyes were burning from the front door to the car door.

Best coffee cups ever.

feeling cold.

There has to be some physical attraction for me.

Thank you. You do as well.

Feeling pretty alright. Went out and sang at karaoke night. Was an interesting night and no hangover.

I'm thinking of my car out getting inspected atm. HOping it doesnt need anything to pass.

Esfj

Encourage, lift and strengthen one another. For the positive energy spread to one will be felt by us all.
Deborah Day

People who share the ESFJ personality type are, for lack of a better word, popular - which makes sense, given that it is also a very common personality type, making up twelve percent of the population. In high school, ESFJs are the cheerleaders and the quarterbacks, setting the tone, taking the spotlight and leading their teams forward to victory and fame. Later in life, ESFJs continue to enjoy supporting their friends and loved ones, organizing social gatherings and doing their best to make sure everyone is happy.
At their hearts, ESFJ personalities are social creatures, and thrive on staying up to date with what their friends are doing.

ESFJ personalityDiscussing scientific theories or debating European politics isn't likely to capture ESFJs' interest for too long. ESFJs are more concerned with fashion and their appearance, their social status and the standings of other people. Practical matters and gossip are their bread and butter, but ESFJs do their best to use their powers for good.
Respecting the Wisdom of Leadership

ESFJs are altruists, and they take seriously their responsibility to help and to do the right thing. Unlike their Diplomat (NF) relatives however, people with the ESFJ personality type will base their moral compass on established traditions and laws, upholding authority and rules, rather than drawing their morality from philosophy or mysticism. It's important for ESFJs to remember though, that people come from many backgrounds and perspectives, and what may seem right to them isn't always an absolute truth.

ESFJs love to be of service, enjoying any role that allows them to participate in a meaningful way, so long as they know that they are valued and appreciated. This is especially apparent at home, and ESFJs make loyal and devoted partners and parents. ESFJ personalities respect hierarchy, and do their best to position themselves with some authority, at home and at work, which allows them to keep things clear, stable and organized for everyone.
Play Dates Aren't Just for the Kids!

Supportive and outgoing, ESFJs can always be spotted at a party - they're the ones finding time to chat and laugh with everyone! But their devotion goes further than just breezing through because they have to. ESFJs truly enjoy hearing about their friends' relationships and activities, remembering little details and always standing ready to talk things out with warmth and sensitivity. If things aren't going right, or there's tension in the room, ESFJs pick up on it and to try to restore harmony and stability to the group.

Being pretty conflict-averse, ESFJs spend a lot of their energy establishing social order, and prefer plans and organized events to open-ended activities or spontaneous get-togethers. People with this personality type put a lot of effort into the activities they've arranged, and it's easy for ESFJs' feelings to be hurt if their ideas are rejected, or if people just aren't interested. Again, it's important for ESFJs to remember that everyone is coming from a different place, and that disinterest isn't a comment about them or the activity they've organized - it's just not their thing.

Coming to terms with their sensitivity is ESFJs' biggest challenge - people are going to disagree and they're going to criticize, and while it hurts, it's just a part of life. The best thing for ESFJs to do is to do what they do best: be a role model, take care of what they have the power to take care of, and enjoy that so many people do appreciate the efforts they make.

Famous ESFJs:

I find clowns creepy as well.

I love and hate my eyes. They get me a lot of attention but sometimes its I'd like to be noticed for other things as well.

Its probably something along the lines of that Micheal Buble tune. You just haven't met them yet.

Knocked out.

The rootenest tootenest strait shootenest hombre this side of the Rio Grandeee.

booty work-T-pain

Feeling pretty alright and got a lunch date after taking the day off. Cancelling my monday was a great idea. Thanks Dave.

Maybe of course to find her I'll have to start looking again. Or maybe I'll just let her find me this time.