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Thu 01/28/16 12:20 PM



Ummmmm this is a dating site so why would you look here for Israeli farmers? huh
Hi,thank you for asking.Actually am now looking for farmers not necessarily israeli farmers.My friend box showed me some sense.Are you a farmer yourself?Thank you.


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So you want to date.farmers? Preferably Israeli?

Sorry but I might be a redneck but not a farmer
Hahahaha...I believe nothing happens by coincidence.Even though you are not a farmer,we can still be friends,right?

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Thu 01/28/16 12:11 PM

Ummmmm this is a dating site so why would you look here for Israeli farmers? huh
Hi,thank you for asking.Actually am now looking for farmers not necessarily israeli farmers.My friend box showed me some sense.Are you a farmer yourself?Thank you.

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Thu 01/28/16 11:48 AM

Isn't that sterotpical? Like all Kenyans are great long distance runners? I'm buying running shoes, so can I talk to one please???? Tank you..flowerforyou
With all due respect sir,i understand your point but my point is,i understand the israelites have a challenge of weather but still do very well in farming.Thats all.But incase you are a farmer,you can still be of help to me sir.Thank you.

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Mon 01/25/16 08:34 PM

Why an Isrealite? Shouldn't you be looking for a farmer? spock
I prefer an israelite because i understand they are good farmers.Thank you.

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Mon 01/25/16 01:44 PM
Am a kenyan looking for an israelite who can advice me on farming since i completed college last year with no employment.Please connect me to an israelite.Thank you.

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Thu 01/14/16 07:27 PM

Hi I'm Jes and I live in westport and would very much like to meet a christian man to share my life with
Hi my name is kevin kimani,kenyan and ready to make you happy dear.Please give me a chance dear.

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Wed 01/13/16 04:38 AM

Hey room, I need a serious relationship that will last to the end.
Hey,you got me.Lets give it a short girl.

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Sat 01/09/16 09:47 PM
Mexican Drug baron El chapo Guzman is back in custody!I mean how do these guys start these business and amass such an amount of wealth?

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Mon 10/19/15 08:28 AM
Hello sir.Myself,with all due respect would love to have a friend like you.I realise you can help me with a piece of advice.And who knows,we could meet in future.Thank you.

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Sun 08/09/15 10:48 AM
Edited by mwaurakim on Sun 08/09/15 10:49 AM
Does this creature(genie) exist and can human beings see it?If yes,where can i find it?Thank you.

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Thu 07/30/15 11:49 PM

Where are the cute guys????
You got too many suitors girl.You cant fail to get one amoung those.All the best.

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Sun 07/26/15 01:24 PM
Indeed a leader is chosen by God.Mr president was speaking words of wisdom.I will miss you Mr President Barack Obama.Enjoy your stay in Ethiopia.Good bye.

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Sun 07/26/15 01:13 PM
Welcome to the land of milk and honey.

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Mon 07/20/15 01:05 PM
Edited by mwaurakim on Mon 07/20/15 01:07 PM

Hi I'm new 47 looking fun some fun with a sexy 30 or 40 something guy or if he's under 30 that could work to I'm in Buffalo, Ny, :tongue: :wink: :smile:
Hello lovelylady.Its my pleasure to introduce myself to you.Am MwauraKim,Kenyan,will hit 28 years this end month i.e date 31st.Want to know me more,hit me up.Am single,if you are single we can fix this.Thank you.

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Mon 07/20/15 09:49 AM
Wow,never been there but hoping to be there some day.We shall know each other more as time goes by.Thanks alot man.

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Mon 07/20/15 08:20 AM
Hi,where are you man.myself am in kenya.Welcome,this is the place to be.

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Fri 07/17/15 02:32 AM

Three guys die together and go to heaven. St. Peter says, "We only have one rule...don't step on the ducks as they are God's favorite creation." They enter heaven, and see ducks everywhere, and it's almost impossible not to step on a duck. The first guy accidentally steps on one, and soon here comes St. Peter with the biggest, ugliest woman he'd ever seen. St. Peter chains them together, and says, "Your punishment is to be chained to this ugly woman forever." The next day, the second guy steps on a duck. Sure enough, St. Peter comes with another ugly woman, and chains them together. Seeing this, the third guy is very, very careful. He goes for months and doesn't step on any ducks. One day, St. Peter comes along with a beautiful woman; blonde, blue-eyed, very young, and very sexy. He chains them together and leaves without a word. The man remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve this good fortune?" And the blonde says, "I don't know about you but I stepped on a duck."
Hahahahahahahaha...

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Fri 07/17/15 02:22 AM
phahahahaha...wawawawa...And how some ladies feel cool about themselves.You might think they never p**t or even p**.lol.

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Fri 07/17/15 02:10 AM

A woman in a bath here's a knock at the door she shouts come in and a man walks up the stairs and stands outside the door. Hi love im the blind salesman. The woman says are you sure your the blind salesman, the man says yea and the woman says come in then. The man enters the room and says like your **** love now where do you want these blinds.
Hahahaha...

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Wed 07/15/15 12:42 AM
A young man at the coastal kenya boarded a ferry from Mombasa to the other end called likoni.As they were crossing, he noticed his wallet was missing!Since the coast is well known to have witchcraft and demons,he made an announcement,'if you are the one who stole my wallet,return it before what happened in the year 1987 repeats itself'Passangers were terrified since everyone of them was wandering what might have happened in that year until the thief finaly returned the wallet!One of the passangers asked the young man,'what happened in 1987?'he responded'i had lost my wallet and i was forced to trek a distance of 50km and i never wanted history to repeat itself.'That was brilliant,right?