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Wed 11/11/09 06:28 PM
Or there's always the good old head through the wind shield.

Now that one really gets me going.

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Wed 11/11/09 06:26 PM
Hi speed head on crashes.

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Wed 11/11/09 06:15 PM
I usaully spend a couple hours in front of the mirror removing glass and metal from my head and chest and some times I have to remove some from my lap area. Then falling asleep isn't to much af a problem bacause of all the pain killers.

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Wed 07/22/09 03:22 PM
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Wed 07/22/09 03:19 PM
Just give it some time. If I were younger and closer I would definitely be contacting you.flowerforyou flowers flowerforyou flowers

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Wed 07/22/09 02:53 PM
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That's a green light that even I would stop for.

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Sun 07/19/09 11:18 AM
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Thu 07/16/09 09:11 PM
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Hi Rapunzelflowerforyou, I heard that you miss meflowers



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Mon 07/06/09 06:41 PM
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Mon 05/04/09 07:59 PM
A steering wheel in the head does it for me every time.

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Sat 05/02/09 09:52 AM

Do men with size 13 feet really have large penishes???surprised






You don't need to ask god that one.


The answer is YES we do have large penis's

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Wed 04/29/09 09:09 PM

in a partner? my is bad kissing..





Someone that doesn't like to go through windshields at hi speeds.

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Wed 04/29/09 05:50 PM


On the flipside of gaydar...try having your girlfriend leave you for another ....woman?ohwell


or wife <cough> :cry:





Yeah, That one hurts. She left me to be with a gay lady friend of mine.

frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated

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One of the best things that a friend could do for me, now she's the lesbians problem:banana: :banana: :banana:

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Tue 04/21/09 07:11 PM
I would have to say Kenny Rodgers or Bob Seger

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Tue 04/21/09 05:42 PM
It's hard to say what's been most painful for me. Probably a car accident, seeing how I am in so many.

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Sun 04/19/09 09:34 PM

Answer me this

If Adam and Eve had two sons and one killed their brother, how did the world get so populated?

^^^^^^^ another poster asked ^^^^^^^^

sixth day creation of "mankind" male and female, Adam and Eve were created later, after GOD rested. Eve was created from Adam, they were the Adamic line through which Christ would come, umbilical cord to umbilical cord.

Now way could all the races and different peoples come from just Adam and Eve

check out Adams geneology, Cain is not mentioned, cains geneology is, he was the offspring of the Devil, the serpent who beguiled (wholly seduced) Eve.





huh huh huh Ah, ok. What?






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Sat 04/18/09 08:25 PM
I have a caved in forehead from all the windshields, a caved in chest from hitting all them pesky steering wheels and no teeth from the steering wheel.

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Thu 04/16/09 07:45 PM
A master-baiter:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

























On a fishing boat:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Thu 04/16/09 07:41 PM
Is anybody welcome here?

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Tue 04/14/09 06:37 PM


You're right, I did misunderstand you and you make a good point.

Myself, I choose not to believe in a supreme creator, I find it to be scientifically impossible



then that is your religion. your faith.

the unwritten 11th commandment - 'thy shall keep thine religion to thyself'




At least we can agree on that