Jesus I told you once before no more water into wine, there are millions of people who dont have clean water and you take a filtered water and make pissy vino!

Haha, nice I wish i had my long hair, ex's suck!

You know what my friend actually has it he just told me the story of how he lost his virginity again. To his cousin.

His dad and uncle beat the Sh!t out of him for like three weeks straight!

Hey don't take the double wrap advice that will make the condoms burst even easier.

And think about it before doing it, you've obviously started the thought process, finish it.


And really if he's offended by getting tested tell him to piss off
and find someone else to have the pleasure with you.

I think I might take this one.

I was twelve years old my brother shot my in the right knee, Popped the kneecap right off then back on, Had to stitch it myself with a bent sewing needle and fishline. Glancing shot went left to right.

The real ***** was not being able to tell anyone and having only tylenol for the pain. try limping for three months and "playing" soccer with no excuses!.

I so had this happen to me today, Freaking five in the morning some LDS freaks knocked on my door.


I opened it after like ten minutes said what can I do?

Could you spare a few minutes to talk about christ our lord and saviour?


Sure, come on in.


I was their first person new guy training with an older one

Both maybe mid twenties.


I told them to give me their spiel.

Then when they finished I said thank you, And do you have a F@#king clue what time it is? Some of us don't get paychecks signed by god some of us work for a living. Some of us have to deal with life instead of hiding behind a shield of a floating guy in the Damn sky! And then I told them if I ever had to wake up to deal with jesus freaks again I was going to personally send them to their lord and saviour. They got up said thanks for my time and walked out slowly, once out my door they ran like hell to their van and took off.

Minor paranoia but it never killed anyone to get tested, you're not using condoms for oral or masturbatory actions i assume? it's possible to transmit just as easily.