mr. t rents a room at my house when he's in town. we play golf and when i beat him he has to pity any fools i tell him to for the next hour. it's awesome.

she's your oompa loompa. sweet!

Vixahna, i just looked at your profile. you know why he messaged you. easy on the eyes, regardless of height...or lack thereof.


i guess you could look at it this way; a lot of nerdy guys were into xena but you know they fantasized about her little blond pal too.

i knew there'd be backlash. ha. you're his dixie cup. i'm somebody's. hopefully we'll both end up at least a frosty beer mug for somrbody.

and ayway, dixie starts with d and it would be cool to see a pair of Ds wearing just a pair of dixie cups...or maybe water cooler cones

because we guys are searching for the holy grail but many of us will settle for a dixie cup.

you're exactly right that one. it's fine to point out a few things you don't like but phrase in a civil way people. it's really no mystery why some people are single.

some would see having kids at an early age as a sign of a promiscuous youth or bad judgement. some might worry that someone (male or female) who had to raise kids at an early age never got to experience the fun of their youth and would want to do it later in ways that would cause relationship issues. i'm not saying i agree or disagree. i've seen those things be correct but i've also seen people who simply found the right person and wanted to start a family by their early 20s.

my mom was 25 and my dad was 26 when i was born. my sister and her husband just had one a month before her 26th birthday. not quite the same as being 25 and having a 9 year old though. ha.

i have more stuff than a i need. i give some away to various charities (no, not awesome stuff like cars) when they do their rounds.

just hold your sword in the air and say "by the power of greyskull, I HAVE THE POWER". one of two things could happen; people just stare at you like you're high or crazy lightbeams shoot out and you end up wearing nothing but strange red furry underwear and your pet has a saddle on it. either way i still don't think it will help you power the tv or anything consistently.

agreed. and even if someone took a jab at someone else (yes i'm intentionally speaking very generally), it doesn't need to be a big deal.

let's be adults and look at the positives...melodygirl obviously puts effort into staying in shape so that's admirable. sure i'm a fan of naturals but i'd still be willing to motorboat her . just kidding...in a completely serious sort of way .

he should have said his mom lives with him. some women would say, "aaahh, he takes care of his mom. that's so sweet."

could be worse...at least it says former meth addict.

after teasing us with it you can't NOT post it. let us see the suckitude!

hey as long as you don't get into the fetish where one partner actually starts dressing and acting like a baby. that is beyond strange.

oops. yeah, i named the wrong perv gathering. haha. unfortunately, for every hot person there are usually 2 very unhot ones at those things.

i have to agree. i can be talking to the most beautiful woman in the world and if "hun" pops out my brain automatically adjusts the image. her girth tripples, she gets a hair net, a stained apron, a hairy mole and an ice cream scoop full of mashed potatoes. she was a nice lady but not my sexual fantasy by a longshot.

the fantasy fest pic would suggest otherwise.

i spoke to my parents yesterday and they believe my heman toys are still in their attic somewhere. nice. i'll probably go over there and check this evening. of course after a few decades of texas summers they're probably just one huge toy now. i shall call him blobbor!

honestly, i'm not sure why i asked about them. i don't really plan to have online battles for the fate of eternia via webcam or anything.

i bet a lot of people have been digging up their transformers toys lately....and everybody has lost at least one of optimus prime's hands.

nah, the bevis has a time machine. he saw my post then went back and made it look like i only skimmed the other responses...what a jerk.

i checked the pics as well, helpful guy that i am. it would probably be best for us to see a pic of the stuff in question prominently displayed so we can be absolutely certain it's not what's showig in the current pics. glad i could help.