My wife left town with a banana
Love's a rotten deal!
Found that yellow devil hiding in her purse
He's cold and he's hard, but he's got a peel
I hope it never happens to you
Some fruit breaks your marriage in two
My wife left town with a banana
My baby's slippin' away

My wife left town with a banana
I'm a jealous man
She found a six-inch latin lover
Now she does the tango with her right hand
And right now I could just die
He's eating my banana cream pie!
My wife left town with a banana
My baby's slippin', my baby's slippin', my baby's slippin' away!

I should only be so lucky to sleep long & hard! Haven't done that for about 6 years. In fact, I haven't even slept short & quick.

{Grabs popcorn...}

Bwa ha ha! Circle what is wrong in the picture!

I came dragging in from OSI and read all of your quips about our coconut products and I laughed out loud! Coconut bra noisemakers do sound like they're straight from the S&M catalog.

Welcome Purple! Are there coconuts on Kitty Island? They are our mainstay. Coconut drinks, pudding, bras, hats, soup bowls, coffee mugs, noisemakers, pies, cookies, you name it.
Good to have you on Kitty Island!

Oh, I'm sure she might, Tarzan. If she doesn't need help I might need assistance.
{OMG, I didn't appreciate Tarzan back in the day. Look at him!}

Today I am going OSI to take my Mom to Julian up in the mountains to see if there's any snow! Right now it is 80 degrees on the patio of my hut.
I was wondering...is the term "patio" used back east/midwest?

Islanders, welcome Luckiladi! She was treading water unharmed out beyond the coral reefs after she fell from the gondola of a Goodyear blimp.
So good to have you.

{comes skidding around the corner with party hat crooked on head and streamers hanging on her ears}
Party anyone?!?

A million years ago when "one was too many and a hundred weren't enough" I got blitzed and broke my foot. The doctor did a poor job of setting it and now my foot is gimpy, crooked and painful in shoes. So, a new foot, please.
While we're at it, fix my cowlicks, my teeth, droopy eyelids and a quick tummy tuck. Other than that I'm good.

I have forced myself out there and have met with seven people. I was confronted with deplorable apartments/homes, financial instability, lack of gas money(!), unemployed, erectile dysfunction, wrinkled clothes, depression, post-traumatic disorder, currently married(2), conceit and they put themselves on a date site!
This year I will have an application form and they must have 4 references.

When we used to go camping a long time ago we took an umbrella & poked holes in it and hung it upside down from a tree and filled it with water. Instant shower.

{We got so creative on all the booze we used to drink.}

Yes, I did Gary. And thank you for getting us off of the Toes Thing!

Help. I went to You Tube and I cannot view videos because it says, "You either have JavaScript turned off or an old version of Adobe's Flash Player. Get the latest Flash player."
This is news to me. How can I do this? Thanks.

No pedicure for me unless I see an orthopedic surgeon first! Toes are going in different directions...it's a mess. {THIS will make my mailbox fill up!}

Awwwwwwwwwww. Lil' Kitty, you can ride on my back. I've gained enough weight this past week to fill in for any elephant.

Merry Christmas and I hope your New Year is everything it should be for you!

Little baby deer! Oh, how sweet! Lil' Kitty will run it off if Lil' Kitty gets wind of something so "dear".
Is the deer's Mommy okay?

Snow cream? This southern California gal does not know about snow cream. Sounds good.